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Robert's Webpage

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DISCLAIMER:

I am the weirdest person I know. If you feel that you or someone you know is weirder, please write an essay, send an e-mail, send a picture, or send a link explaining why you feel that you/they are weirder. My address is goth2_r_bipolar_gtaiii@hotmail.com.

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You will probably win, but I come out ahead because I got to see someone much stranger and entertaining than myself.

If you feel up to it, you can take a full tour of my homepage with the following links (maybe):

Who am I?

Me and my friends get no respect. What does Scooby do that we neglect? We be puttin' all our foes in check, but me and my friends get no respect. So what? Who cares? We're doin' it how we like. I'm singin' into my mike, my special underwater mike! Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the day from mayhem, crabs who steal, and eerie eels with evil rays? You know who I'm talkin' about. He's fat and short on brains and I mean not the captain ...I mean Jabber Jaw. Tryin' to further justice without making waves to impress the ladies, but in subtle ways. Get lost between the sediment and water mains.I will never date you 'cause you smell like bait. So what? Who cares? When a super villain's plot sends an army of Lobster-Bots to tie you up in sailor's knots.Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the day from mayhem, crabs who steal, and eerie eels with evil rays? Who's gonna talk like Curly, since Curly isn't here? Who's gonna chase down villains and then turn around and run in fear? Who's gonna stand for justice when bad guys break the law? You know who I'm talkin' about, with Clamhead, Shelly, and Bubbles, and Biff, that futuristic whistler fish. It's Jabber Jaw! The other inmates Me and my friends get no respect. What does Scooby do that we neglect? We be puttin' all our foes in check, but me and my friends get no respect. So what? Who cares? We're doin' it how we like. I'm singin' into my mike, my special underwater mike! Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the day from mayhem, crabs who steal, and eerie eels with evil rays? You know who I'm talkin' about. He's fat and short on brains and I mean not the captain ...I mean Jabber Jaw. Tryin' to further justice without making waves to impress the ladies, but in subtle ways. Get lost between the sediment and water mains.I will never date you 'cause you smell like bait. So what? Who cares? When a super villain's plot sends an army of Lobster-Bots to tie you up in sailor's knots.Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the day from mayhem, crabs who steal, and eerie eels with evil rays? Who's gonna talk like Curly, since Curly isn't here? Who's gonna chase down villains and then turn around and run in fear? Who's gonna stand for justice when bad guys break the law? You know who I'm talkin' about, with Clamhead, Shelly, and Bubbles, and Biff, that futuristic whistler fish. It's Jabber Jaw!

Pictures of me and my friends being...bad.

Why Justin Timberlake Sucks!

Guess what I'm doing..

How I spend my days

Dishonorable Mentions

Places I Like

The Ancient Tomes of Historical Stuff

Dildos of Pain!!!

"The beginnings of a great country song" -Billy Bob World "Pertty (The Quintessential Country-Western Song"