82. I'm just doing my part to the deconstruction of America.- The Faculty
83. The only running I do is when someone is chasing me.- The Faculty
84. Before you give somebody a piece of your mind, make sure you can get by with what you have left.
85. It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.Fletcher Knebe
86. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
87. The stupidity of the human race never fails to surprise me." - Charles Darwin
88. Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
89. Lately I've been looking around me and have noticed there has obviously is a shortage of the daily smart pills everyone seems to be taking.-me
90. When I die, I can't decide if I want to go to heaven for the weather, or to hell for the company.