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 24-22 
 26-24 
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 21-23 
 16-28 
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 9-23 
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 11-25 
 30-18 
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 18-6 
 1-3 
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 5-17 
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 4-16 
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Speed: Every fifth minute of the hour (example: 5:05) 
Defense: Every tenth minute of the hour (example: 5:10) 
Strength: Every thirty minutes of the hour (example: 5:30) 
Life (Hit Points) : Every hour of the day (example: 5:00) 
Level: Every two hours of the day! (example: 3:00, 5:00, 7:00 NST) 
Doubloons: Every 55 seconds past the hour 
Burnt Food: 11:00 - 12:00 NST 

Anghorad Brooglemeister When: 38BN Where: Skull Rock 
Angharad Jetsam When: 34BN 
Angharad Kacheek When: 34BN 
Angharad Kacheek When: 40BN 
Angharad Sloth When: 32BN Where: Haunted Woods 
Aisha Techo When: 35BN 
Blumy Techo When: 36BN 
Boris Flotsam When: 24BN 
Boris Skeith When: 35BN Where: Maraqua 
Vladimir Bruce Kacheek When: 50BN 
Blumy TechoWhen: 36BN Chani Techo When: 33BN 
Chester von Bunny When: 31BN 
Chester von Cybun When: 37BN Where: Lightning 
Swamp Chiapot When: 39BN 
Chris Chia When: 39BN Where: Faerie Woods 
Derek Kacheek When: 37BN 
Donna Flotsam When: 29BN 
Donna de Kiko When: 36BN Where: Faerie Woods 
Donna von Borakan When: 31BN 
Engelbert Vaughan When: 32BN Where: Dome Trunk 
Ethan Chiapot: When: 31 BN Where: ?
Frank Von Curryworst When: 39BN Where: Great Cliffs 
Flotsam When: 29BN 
Helen Vaughan When: 26BN 
Helan Von Curry Wurst When: 21BN Where: Haunted Wood 
James Flotsam When: 37BN Where: The Great Cliffs 
James Van Tramp When: 35BN 
Kevin Tecko When: 70BN Where: The Graveyard 
Lenny Flotsam When: 34BN Where: Umbuka Island 
Lenny Vaughan When: 33BN 
Lenny Von Borovan When: 41BN 
Lupe Chiapot When: 33BN Where: The Haunted Graveyard 
Lupe von Cybun When: 34BN 
Maxwell Brooglemeiser When: 35BN 
Maxwell Chia When: 35BN 
Maxwell Chiapot When: 26BN 
Maxwell Napolean Chia When: 35BN Where: Umbuka Island 
Michael von Tramp When: 33BN Where: Skull Rock 
Napolean Chia When: 35BN Where: Umbuka Island 
Napolean Wilberforce When: 26BN Where: Anonalgoin 
Oscar Techo When: 20BN Where: Neopia City 
Oscar von Cybun When: 34BN 
Rupert Brooglemeister When: 42BN Where: Upper Neopia 
Rupert Techo When: 41BN 
Rupert Von Tramp When: 33BN 
Shawn van Tramp When: 37BN Where: Haunted woods 
Shoy Browslovski When: 40BN Where: Umbuku Island 
Shoy Flotsam When: 51BN Where: Mystery Island 
Shory Sloth When: 42BN 
Shoy Von CurryWurst When: 24BN 
Sian KacheekWhen: 30BN 
Usula Von CurryWurst When: 26BN 
Usula Wilberforce When: 26BN 
Vladimir Flotsam When: 41BN Where: Upper Neopia 
Vladimir Sloth When: 24BN 
By Elbereth

0:00:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:10:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:20:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:30:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:40:00 Past the Neopets Hour.
0:50:00 Past the Neopets Hour.

All times are in Neopian Standard Time
Balthazar's Mega Faerie Giveaway Bonanza - 7 AM (NST)
The Health Frog Giveaway - 7 AM (NST) Daily
Muntando Fruit - Around 10:45 (NST), Monday - AM or PM
Chocolate Giveaway - 5:50 PM (NST) on Sunday

Give Away's take place at the Neopian Money Tree but you have to be quick.

Half Price Day

Half Price Day - The 3rd of each month is Half Price Day in ALL NEOPETS shops 

lrslsts - Theibos 
sltltsr - Khadir 
sslrtrl - Ramset 
lrlrss - Horak

Spicy Juppie Cheese - 150np 
Smoked Snorkle Cheese - 300np 
Triple Mustard Cheese - 450np 
Honey Cheese - 600np 
Big Beefy Cheese - 750np 
Purple Spotted Cheese - 900np 
Brain Cheese - 1,050np 
Alkenore Cheese - 1,200np 
Mutated Cheese - 1,350np 
Bubbling Blueberry Cheese - 1,500np 
Tyrannian Dung Cheese - 1,650np 
Quadruple Fudge Cheese - 1,800np 
Brick Cheese - 1950np 
Gooey Snot Cheese - 2100np 
Peppermint Cheese - 2250np 
Overgrown Cheese - 2400np 

2 words
Downtown Elfburg
Homemade Sweater
Mischevious Elf
Special Effects
Twin Elves
Winter Scarf

3 words
Bernard and Santa
Curtis Looks on
Downtown Skating Rink
Elfsburg Ice Skaters
Great Toy Car
Huge Magnifying Glass
Many, Many Elves
Puppet Show for the Kids
Party at Elfsburg
Portrait of Elves
Rudolf and Santa
The Duplicator Machine

4 words
As Old as Time
A Party at Elfsburg
Army of Tin Soldiers
Bernard and the Elves
Bernard and Santa Claus
Close Up on Curtis
In Solder and Elves
Many Toys for Christmas
Rudolph in the Trees
Santa with Full Beard
Scott Calvin and Rudolph
The Magic of Christmas
Tin Soldier Looks Nice
Wish Upon A Star

5 words
Do Not Point a Finger
Rudolph and a Little Girl
The Director Sets the Scene
The New Invention of Elfsburg
Two Elves on the Radar

6:00 - 7:00 A.M
3:00 - 4:00 P.M
10:00 - 11:00 P.M

Starters:
Shiver Me Shrimp --> 3 Dubloons
Tomato Cannon Ball--> 2 Dubloons
Double Stuffed Guppy--> 5 Dubloons
Caesar Salad--> 1 Dubloon
Crusty Clam Surprise--> 3 Dubloons
Tropical Breeze--> 1 Dubloon
Oyster Obsession--> 2 Dubloons

Main Courses:
Loretta Fontaines Perfect Pizza--> 5 Dubloons
Capn Threelegs Cutlass Crusade--> 9 Dubloons
Our Famous Krawk Pie--> 5 Dubloons
Headless Horsefish--> 5 Dubloons
Bilge Rat Madeira--> 4 Dubloons
Slithering Squid Surprise--> 3 Dubloons
Baby Bloater--> 3 Dubloons
Barnacle Bills Belt Busting Burger--> 4 Dubloons

Desserts:
Forbidden Plunder--> 3 Dubloons
Joy Fun Pops (3 flavours)--> 2 Dubloons each
Blueberry and Oyster Ice Cream--> 3 Dubloons
Kraku Berry Cove--> 2 Dubloons
Squid on a Stick--> 3 Dubloons
Pinanna Paradise--> 4 Dubloons

Cocktails:
Man O War--> 2 Dubloons
Land Lubber--> 2 Dubloons
Walk the Plank--> 2 Dubloons
Cannon Fodder--> 2 Dubloons
Keel Haul--> 2 Dubloons
Grog (4 flavours)--> 2 Dubloons each
Hogshead--> 10 Dubloons
Grog Light--> 2 Dubloons
Assorted Bottles of Pop (4 flavours)--> 2 Dubloons each

A:
A buzz will never sting you
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tamborine
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tambourine
A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map
A kyrii will get very upset if its hair gets messed up
A miss is as good as a mister
A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough
A scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a Skeith listen
A tuskaninny named colin lives on terror mountain
All neopets can find a job at the employment agency
All roads lead to neopia
An air of mystery surrounds the acara
An idle mind is the best way to relax
An iron rod bends while it is hot
Ask a lot of questions but only take what is offered
Asparagus is the food of the gods

B:
Bang and smash your way to the top in the bumper cars game
Become a BattleDome master by training on the Mystery Island
Be nice to Shoyrus or else
Be sure to visit the Neggery for some great magical neggs
Better late than never
Better to be safe than meet up with a monocerous
Bouncing around on its tail the blumaroo is quite happy
Bronto bites are all the rage and they are meaty and very easy to carry
Bruce could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles
Building a neohome is a way to build a foundation for your little pets
By all means make neofriends with peophins but learn to swim first
By all means trust in neopia but tie your camel first

C:
Carrots are so expensive these days
Catch the halter rope and it will lead you to the kau
Chia bombers are mud slinging fools
Chias are loveable little characters who are full of joy
Children should not be seen spanked or grounded
Chombies are shy and eat plants
Chombies hate fungus balls with a passion
Congratulations to everybody who helped defeat the evil monoceraptor
Count Von Roo is one of the nastier denizens of neopia
Cliffhanger is a brilliant game that will make your pet more intelligent

D:
Dirty snow is the best way to make your battledome opponent mad
Do not bathe if there is no water
Do not be greedy and buy every single food item from the shops
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie
Do not open a shop if you cannot smile
Do not speak of an elephante if there is no tree nearby
Do not think there are no jetsams if the water is calm
Do not try to talk to a shy peophin
Do not wake the snowager unless you want to be eaten
Doctor Sloth tried to mutate neopets but failed
Dr Death is the keeper of disowned neopets
Dr Frank Sloth is green
Dung furniture stinks like dung

E:
Eat all day at the giant omelette but do not be greedy
Enter the lair of the beast if you dare
Every buzz is a kau in the eyes of its mother
Every neopet should have a job and a corndog
Everyone loves to drink a hot cup of borovan now and then
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald

F:
Faerie food is food from the heavens
Faerie pancakes go great with crazy crisp tacos
Faerie poachers hang out in Faerieland with their jars wide open
Faerieland is not for pets that are afraid of heights or fluffy clouds
Faeries are quite fond of reading
Faeries bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge
Flame the Tame is a ferocious feline fireball
Flotsams are no longer limited edition
Fly around the canyons of tyrannia shooting the evil pterodactyls and grarrls
Frolic in the snow of happy valley
Fuzios wear the coolest red shoes

G:
Garon loves an endless challenging maze
Give the wheel of excitement a spin or two or three
Get three times the taste with the triple dog
Grarrg is the tyrannian battle master that takes no slack
Grarrls are ferocious creatures or at least they try to be
Great neopets are not always wise

H:
Happy Gadgadsbogen Day
Have you told your friends about the greatest site on earth
Have you trained your pet for the Battledome

I:
If a pteri and lenny were to race neither would win
If at first you do not succeed play the ice caves puzzle again
If you go too slow try to keep your worms in a tin
If you live with lupes you will learn to howl
If you see a man riding a wooden stick ask him why
If you want to have lots of adventures then adopt a wocky
If your hedge needs trimming call a chomby
If your totem is made of wax do not walk in the sun
It is always better to give than to receive
It makes total sense to have a dung carpet in your dung neohome

J:
Jetsams are the meanest Neopets to ever swim the Neopian sea
Jarbjarb likes to watch the tyrannian sunset while eating a ransaurus steak
Jubjubs defend themselves with their deafening screech

K:
Kacheeks have mastered the art of picking flowers
Kacheekers is a two player game
Kaus love to sing although they only know a single note
Kauvara mixes up potions like no other
Keep your broken toys clean
Keep your pet company with a neopet pet
Kikoughela is a fancy word for cough medicine
Kois invented the robotic fish
Korbats are creatures of the night
Kougras are said to bring very good luck
Krawk have been known to be as strong as full grown neopets
Kyriis take special pride in their fur
Kyruggi is the grand elder in the tyrannian town hall

L:
Let every zafara take care of it's own tail
Listen to your pet or your tongue will keep you deaf
Look out for the moehog transmogrification potion lurking around
Love your neopet but do not hug it too much

M:
Make certain your pet is well equipped before entering the battledome
Magical ice weapons are from the ice cave walls
Maybe the missing link is really missing
Meercas are talented pranksters that take pride in their tails
Meercas are to blame for all the stolen fuzzles
Meercas despise red neggs
Mika and Carassa Want You To Buy Their Junk
Mister pickles has a terrible tigersquash habit
Moogi is a true poogle racer
Most Wild Kikos Swim in Kiko Lake
Mr black makes the best shopkeeper
Myncis come from large families and eat their dinner up in the trees
Myncis love to hug their plushies and eat sap on a stick

N:
Never underestimate the power of streaky bacon
Neopets battledome is not for the weak or sensitive
Neopian inflation is a fact of life
Nimmos are very spiritual beings
No news is impossible
Number six is on the run

O:
Oh where is the tooth faerie when you need her
Only ask of the Queen Faerie what you really need
Only mad gelerts and englishmen go out in the noonday sun
Only real card sharks play cheat

P:
Pet rocks make the most playful of petpets
Please wipe your feet before you enter the Scorchio den
Plesio is the captain of the tyrannian sea division
Put all of your neopoints on poogle number two
Poogle five is very chubby but is lightning quick
Poogle number five always wins unless he trips over a hurdle
Poogles have extremely sharp teeth and they are cuddly
Poogles look the best in frozen collars

Q:
Quiggles spend all day splashing around in the pool at the neolodge

R:

S:
Scorchios like hot places
Scratch my back and i will scratch yours
Skeiths are strong but very lazy
Snowbeasts love to attack grundos with mud snowballs
Some neggs will bring you big disappointment
Some neggs will bring you big neopoints
Some neohomes are made with mud and dung and straw
Space slushies are just the thing on a cold winter day
Sticks n stones are like the greatest band ever
Stego is a baby stegosaurus that all neopets love
Store all of your Neopian trading cards in your neodeck
Super Glue is forever

T:
Take your pet to tyrammet for a fabulous time
Terror Mountain is home to the infamous Ski Lodge
The advent calendar is only open in december
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine serves great good
The barking of Lupes does not hurt the clouds
The battledome is near but the way is icy
The beader has a beaming smile
The beast that lives in the tyrannian mountains welcomes all visitors with a sharp smile
The best thing to spend on your neopet is time
The big spender is an international jet setter
The Bruce is from Snowy Valley High School
The bluna was first sighted under the ice caps of tyrannia
The Cybunny is the fastest neopet ever
The Grarrl will roar and ten eggs will hatch into baby grarrls
The healing springs mends your wounds after battle
The hidden tower is for big spenders only
The lair of the beast is cold and dark inside
The library faerie tends to the crossword puzzle
The kindhearted faerie queen rules faerieland with a big smile
The meat of a sporkle is bitter and inedible
The meerca is super fast making it difficult to catch
The Neopedia is a good place to start your Neopian Adventures
The Neopian Hospital will help get your pet on the road to recovery
The pen is mightier than the pencil
The pound is not the place to keep streaky bacon
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The Snow Faerie Quest is for those that can brave the cold
The Snowager sleeps most of its life
The sunken city of Maraqua has some great hidden treasures
The tatsu population was almost reduced to extinction
The techo is a tree acrobat
The tyrannian jungle is full of thick muddle and mash
The tyrannian volcano is the hottest place in neopia
The wheel of mediocrity is officially the most second rate game around
The whisper of an acara can be heard farther than the roar of a wocky
The wise aisha has long ears and a short tongue
There is nothing like a tall glass of slime potion
There is only one ryshu and there is only one techo master
To know and to act are one and the same
Today is your lucky day
Tornado rings and cement mixers are unstoppable
Treat your usul well and it will be useful
Tyrannia is the prehistoric kingdom miles beneath the surface of neopia
Tyrannians will eat everything and anything

U:
Uggaroo follows footsteps to find food for his family
Uggaroo gets tricky with his coconut shells
Uggsul invites you to play a game or two of tyranu evavu
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth
Unis just love looking at their reflection

V:

W:
We never know the worth of items till the wishing well is dry
Whack a beast and win some major points
When an Elephante is in trouble even a Nimmo will kick him
When eating a radioactive negg remember the pet who planted it
When friends ask about the battledome say there is no tomorrow
When the blind lead the blind get out of the way
When there is smoke there is pollution
Why beg for stuff when you can make money at the wheel of excitement
With the right training Tuskaninnys can become quite fearsome fighters

X:

Y:
Yes boy ice cream sell out all of their shows
You can lead a kau to water but you cannot make it drink
You cannot teach an old grarrl mathematics
You cannot wake a Bruce who is pretending to be asleep
You know the soup kitchen is a great place to go
You know you can create a free homepage for your pet
You know you should never talk to Bruce even when his mouth is full
You probably do not want to know what that odor is
You really have to be well trained if you want to own a wild reptillior
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
You should try to raise your hit points
Your neopet will need a mint after eating a chili cheese dog with onions
Your pet deserves a nice stay at the neolodge

Z:

Apple Onion Rings = Green Apple + Onion Rings 
Asparagus = Sunflower Seeds + Magic Potion 
Banana Grub = Organic Bananas + Wriggling Grub 
Blooky = Anglepuss + Triffin 
Bomatoge = Negg + Sausage 
Bubble Blaster = Basic Hair Dryer+ Bubble Blower 
Cake Coffee = Coffee + ChocoPie Slice 
Carrotberry Smash = Organic Carrot + Blueberry Snow Puff 
Cheese Cookies = Vegan Cheese + Neo Crackers 
Cherry Neocola = Cherries + Neocola 
Chickayo = Chicken + Mud n Mayo 
Chicken Roll = Spicy Wings + Hot Cakes 
ComboBot = Neotrak + Avabot 
Cup of Hot Borovan = Apsaragus + Hot Chocolate 
Devilled Negg = Purple Negg + Milk 
Dung Cake = Chewing Dung + Snow Cake 
Ergy Brocolli = ErgyFruit + Brocolli 
Flaming Wuzzle = Flaming Torch + Purple Fuzzle 
Foobug = Buzzer + Fungree 
Froiler = Baby Fireball + Bloop 
Frosted Donut = Snowberries + Donut Fruit 
Fundus Fruit = Strong Berry + Fungi Fruit 
Fungi Pizza = Fungi Fruit + Pizza 
Ham and Cheese Sandwich = Grilled Cheese + Ham 
Hot Chocolate = Hot Soup + Chocolate Milkshake 
Huggy Bear = Cool Purple Teddy Bear + Huggy 
Jelly Donut Smoothie = Donutfruit + Large Jelly Smoothie 
Meatball Broth = Snowghetti and Meatball + Hot Soup 
Mechabread = Mechaberries + Bread 
Mechadonut = Mechaberries + Purple Donut 
Mechagrapes = Grapes + Mechaberries 
Mecha Tiger Jam and Toast = Mechabread + Tigersquash Mega 
Moink = Mongmong + Snorkle 
Muntando Fruit = Teal Juppie + Kraku Berries 
Negg Cream Cookie = Scrambled Rainbow Negg + Chocolate Chip Cookie 
Negg Stew = Yellow Negg + Blue Negg 
Orangetti = Orange Negg + Mummy Spaghetti 
Pizapple Suprise = Cheese + Green Apple 
Plum Cheese Bread = Grilled Cheese + Plum 
Plum Crunch Cereal = Plum + Neo Crunch Cereal 
Punegg = Purple Negg + Chocolate Ice Cream 
Ranegg = Rainbow Negg + Chocolate Ice Cream 
Sausage Wrap = Sausage + Bread 
Scabergy = Scabu + Ergy Fruit 
Scrambled Rainbow Negg = Rainbow Vanilla Negg + Chinnamon Swirl 
Sliced Neggs = Purple Negg, Orange Negg, Green Negg 
Solid Toast = Mechabread + Grapes 
Spoppy = Poppit + Spyder 
Sticky Stack = Golden Juppie + Hot Cakes 
Strawnlla = Strawberry Chia Pop + Vanilla Milk Shake 
Sweet Ham and Fruit = Joint of Ham + Muntando Fruit 
Sushi = Fish Negg + Muntando Fruit 
Thorn Cream Cone = Toffee Ice Cream + Thornberry 
Ultra Pinceron = Wheelie + Pinceron 
Ultra Mega Bot 2000 = ComboBot + Ultra Pinceron 
Vanilla Negg = Rainbow Negg + Vanillla Milkshake 
Veggie Chicken = Asparagus + Chicken 
Watermelon Soup = Juicy Melon + Bottle of Water 
Yenegg = Yellow Negg + Chocolate Ice Cream 

Brought to you by Cecile99

I'v played this game a lot, and it's a Great game.When you begin the game move the Pteri up a little so you won't get hurt when the Grarrl comes up.And try to collect ONLY 1 color of Gun if you keep on changing then you won't get a higher level of gun.My Fav. Gun is the blue gun beacause it's powerful and they shoot anything in front of you.Now, on level 6 watch out for the blue birds because they come form the sides. Here are they number of Colored rings you have to get in a row to get the ultimate of that kind. 

~Blinking White/Red Gun:3 IN A ROW 

~Red:5 IN A ROW 

~Blue:5 IN A ROW 

~Green:3 IN A ROW 

First,Try ALL of the Kind of guns there are and see which one you like

 1) Play it on the fastest speed you can bear it. You get more points. 

      2) Take your time. 

      3) Take the long way round to collect the neggs - it’s safer. 

      4) Try to stay away from the walls. 

      5) Play it on the lowest quality - it’s less jumpy. (The same goes for all flash games.)  
on the meerca chase in the right hand corner there is a special thing there i think is *15 but its really hard 

63363 combo -- 250 pts
three 5's and two 3's --200 pts
5 of a kind -- 100 pts
20,19,18,17,16 -- 100 pts
jack and ace of spades -- 50 pts
2 blackjacks in a row -- 50 pts 
By Cecile99


king, 4, 7- 31 points

jack, and ace of spades- 42 points (both spades)

5 of a kind- 100 points (weird but thats what it said on the site i found these off of)

3 fives and 2 threes- 200

6, 3, 3, 6, 3- 250 points
By Ball_Player