This episode starts out with a policeman speeding down the road with his flashers and his siren on. A man comes on the radio and starts mumbling some stuff. He replies with more jibberish, and he suddenly sees headlights coming in his direction. He swearves into the other lane, and the headlights follow him into that lane. He swearves again, and the lights go back, and suddenly, the headlights turn into Zim's voot cruiser, and the car swearves of the bridge and into a dumpster full of hot dogs. Zim is recording the law enforcement vehicle's capabilities with little flashy thingys on top, defensive capability as minimum, (there's an explosion in the background and hot dogs start flying in Zim's direction,) explodes on impact with giant weiners, and evaluates it as pathetic. The warning on Zim's voot cruiser comes on, and a bee starts flying his way. The bee hits the cruiser and it starts to fall towards earth. Zim tries to push eject, but the cruiser crashes in the park, and then the eject is initiated. Zim decides that the be was not a human bee (? DUH!) and that once he is through with the humans, he will finish off the bees. Zim calls GIR to send down a tow vehicle, but GIR is at a rave. Zim decides that the place was fairly hidden and that he can come tomarrow and pick it up. Little did Zim know that he crashed right in front of a UFO convention.
Zim makes it home and tells the computer to send down the voot carrier, and then tells it to disquise the carrier to something a little less conspicuous, and the computer turns it into a pig. Zim told himself that he was amazing.
Zim is walking through the park with his old man costume he had on in Walk of Doom, with the pig on a leash. He tells the pig that it was a standard recovery operation, and told him that he would load the cruiser into him and leave there, without the humans knowing. Zim starts to walk up the hill and sees that his cruiser is on top of a display thingy, and that it is surrounded with a whole bunch of humans. Zim ties the pig to a tree and tells him that he will call him when he gets close enough to the voot cruiser. Zim runs up to the people crowded around his ship and asked who the people were. He made it by his ship, but person came up and told him that they were the children of the bright and shiney saucer, and that the have claimed the downed alien love ship to show to all humanity, but humanity must prove itself worthy. Zim was about to tell her that it was his ship, but he played it off by saying that it was his dream to be worthy enough to go near the love ship. She tells him that there is an initiation being held at that moment, but Zim said that they had no idea what power they were dealing with, and this guy picked Zim up by his head to silence him.
Zim comes out of the tent that they were having the initiation in with a ufo hat on, and he sees that the pig has been found. The woman says that they just found a number of alien artifacts near the site, and says that it was truely a sign, and shows a blender, a boot, and the chiwawa. Zim sees the chiwawa and freaks out. The man that found the cruiser was standing by Zim, saying that the pig was probably some form of symbolic greeting, and that it was probably man kinds pig-like affinity for exploration, and the woman pressed the button to open the pig's mouth and grab one of the guys standing there. The guy yells that the pig has excepted him. He tries to pry the pig away from the woman, and tosses her over and jumps on her, but his fake eye, beard, and hat came off. His other eye comes off, and the guy that found the cruiser said that it was the alien that he saw, and the people started head toward him. Zim told them not to come any closer, and that he would lay eggs in their stomache, but they just kept on head for him. Zim started having visions of alien autopsy being done on him, and the people started bowing to him, saying that they are his loving servants. Zim freaks out and one of the girls tells him that he should fill them with wisdom from another beyond, and they started picking Zim up. He called to GIR...
GIR is coming home from the rave and he exits the vehicle with a chocolate bubblegum slush, and his costume rips open to show Zim being carried by the people. He tells GIR that he has been captured and GIR says YAH, and Zim says that's bad, and he says yah again. Zim tells GIR to listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very carefully, and GIR says "what?"
Inside the tent, the people placed Zim on a chair, and just stood there looking at him. The guy that found his cruiser said that he was the one told about in the prophecy, told by Drake, and Drake (cameoed by Chris Farely) said that was the one. Another guy came out of the crowd and told him to bless the corns on his toes, and they all started walking towards him. Just then, a machine that looks like a secret service person come in and tells everyone that there has been a mistake. The man that found the cruiser asked who he was, and he said that he was government man from the government, and that the government has sent him. It shows that GIR is piloting the government man. GIR tells everyone that it wasn't an alien life form, it was an experimental government aircraft. The old man doubtlet asked if that was an aircraft, and Zim called them fools, what else would he be? The girl asked about the floating pig, and GIR said that it was a government pig, picked up Zim and told them that he had to take everything back to the home base. The old man came out and asked how they knew that he was really a government aircraft, and how did they know that he was really with the government. Zim quickly got the controls to the pig, opened it up, closed it around the cruiser, and Zim climbed into it. The old man asked why they should let him take their discovery. GIRs voice came to normal and he told the old man that he liked him and started feeling his head. Zim knocked GIR out of the Government man robot and told GIR to ride the pig. They were on their way home and one woman told them to take her with them, and Zim slapped her off the pig. They finally made it home.