This episode starts out at Skool with the kids eating lunch. Zim is watching with a pair of goggles on as a kid gets his food, splattering all over his face, making the kid go crazy. Zim is looking at the slimy filth and pokes it with his spoon. When he looks up, everyone is staring at him. Zim takes off his goggles and his gloves and takes a bite of the stuff, and starts to spit it back out. He says it's delicous and stands on the table screaming that he's normal. Dib is watching Zim like always, and asks how he's the only person who can see that Zim's an alien. Gaz sits down, and Dib tells her that he wants her to watch this, todays going to change, and he's not going to sit around and let Zim get away with his things he do. Gaz mocked him, expressing the "do" like a retard, and asked what his problem was. Dib says that he has to do something about it, something new, and soon. He watches irritantly as Zim plays with the food, and suddenly holds a muffin up and screams now. He throws the muffin at Zim. Gaz told him that was horrible. Zim snatches the muffin up and asks who did it, who dares soil his normal human head with the pork cow, and Poonchy screams at him that it's a stinking muffin. Zim told them that he will find the person that threw it, and told them to sleep peacfully, for it is their last peacful sleep they will know from that moment on. Poonchy screamed at him again, telling him that they're not asleep right now, and Zim screamed and ran out the building. Dib laughed, and Gaz told him that was pretty funny.
Dib is at home sleeping when ghost things fly in his window, and suddenly turn into sneakers. Dib asked what they were, and then asked why they transformed into giant shoes. The shoes tell him that they are beings of pure energy, and that's the only form that his brain can understand, but Dib told them that they just looked like aliens before they turned into shoes. The shoes thought about it for awhile, and told him that he couldn't comprehend that, and Dib told them that he could, but was slapped with a shoelace. The shoes tell him that they are the Meekrob, and they have a common enemy, the Irken Empire, and they are busy fighting them on their home planet, but have came to give him a gift that could aid him in his battle, and they shot something at him. They told him that he now has the power to fight the Irken like never before, and Dib asked why they chose him. They told him that he was the only one worthy enough, and no one else had a head large enough to accomodate such power. They told him to rest, and flew out the window, while Dib fell asleep. The next morning, which seemed to shift at that very instant, came and Dib said it was just a dream, but he felt odd.
Downstairs, Gaz is fighting the toaster with the toast, and Dib comes down and puts a piece of toast in the toaster. Dib sat down next to Gaz and told her it was such an amazing morning. She looked at him wierd and spit crumbs out at him. He told her that something was different, and the toast popped up and he quickly threw butter at it in the midair, and took a bite out of it, while it was in midair, making the toast fall to his plate. Dib told himself that it wasn't a dream, he really was chosen, when Professor Membrane walks in and told him that he looked in good spirits today, he must have seen the light about studying real science. Dib told him that alien shoes came into his room and gave him some kind of gift, and tells him that it's really true. He does a front flip to the refridgerator and pours his orange juice in the glass, while the glass is upside down. Professor Membrane told him that the aliens were just demented hallucinations, but his DNA has seemed to evovle more than a regular human beings. Gaz told him that she guesses she was sorry about being mean to him all those times then, and Dib said that it was incredible. He said that he should see that his whatever it is could really help him with Zim, and said the should go over to his base, and then said that he was speaking out loud to himself in an unnatural manner, and walked off.
Dib flys from his house to Zims, where he hid behind some trees, and said that he was going to sit there and take some notes. He thouht about it again, and said that he was sick of watching and waiting, and he said that he was going to take some serious action. He flew into Zim's yard, where the gnomes looked at him, and was about to fire at him, but he jumped and the gnomes blew each other's heads off. Dib knocks on Zim's door and said that he's got a few things to tell him.
An hour or so passes and he says that's all he has to say about that. Zim says that he can't argue with that, and Dib's won, and he said that he was giving himself up to the Earth authorities, and tells GIR to self destruct. Zim walks out where a police car pulls up by his house and Zim gets in.
At Dib's house, Gaz and Professor Membrane are watchin TV, and Dib is on the news. The reported tells him that he's opened the worlds eyes to aliens, and asked what he was going to do next. Dib told him that there was still more mysteries left unsolved, so he figured he'd do some of that.
A news crew van pulls up to a haunted looking house, where Dib is standing behind a podium infront of a curtain. He introduces them to ghosts, and pulls the curtain down, where three ghosts are floating around.
Dib is older, and he tells them that to prove the Lake Spooky Monsters are real, the task force has givin him special permission to drain the lake. Dib presses a button, and all of the water is being drained out. Fisherman are suddenly surrounded my monsters at the bottom of the lake. A reporter pushes another one in the water, and asks Dib what was left to be discovered.
Dib walks into a room, where there is a battered and bruised, and slightly used (one of my songs) Zim. Zim notices it's Dib, and Dib tells him that it's been years. Zim tells him that it's been twenty of his years enduring his indignities, and the only reason he hasn't escaped is because it amuses him. Dib asked it amused him to what, and Zim said, yes, the invasion. Dib told him that he hasn't asked about the invasion. Zim said that he was supposed to, and told him that The Armada will come and there's nothing he could do about it.
Dib is in front of a crowd, and is saying that to better study the alien menace, he stops to shoot a UFO down, and continues, saying that he is proud to open the Dib Institute of Paranormal Studies/School of Paranormal Tolerance/Museum/Snack Bar, and uses an electrical wave thingy to blow up a tree, blocking the snack bar.
A soldier is running to the bathroom with a note, telling Dib that they're coming.
Dib is now older again, and he is telling people about The Massive, the armada central ship, and the pods are filled with snacks, and that's it's weak point. He tells Alpha that they will fight The Massive, and a soldier asks who will lead Alpha Squadrin. Dib doesn't say anything, but it's obvious he's talking about himself.
In space, Dib is leading ships toward The Massive, where he jumps out of his ship onto The Massive. He runs around hitting ships in his way with his electricity things, and then stops to make a hole whith his electricity. Snacks come out of the hole, and the tallests are screaming that it's over.
Dib flies down to earth and lands on a stage in the desert where there is a crowd and another man waiting for him. Behind him, The Massive crashes. It's raining snacks on the crowd, and the man on the stage puts a medal on Dib.
Dib is telling a talkshow host that's how he won the greatest person ever award, and the host tells him that he's lived quite a full life, and Dib tells him that it was everything he would've hoped for, and more, and he even got to ride a moose. The crowed awwed and clapped, and the host said he thanks him for sharing his incredible story with them and allowing the human race to survive. The host said that he had one final question that would settle the curiosty of his fans, and asked if he threw the muffin at Zim's head. Dib laughed and said that he did, and the host said Ah hah, and his head turned into Zim's head, as did the crowds, and started laughing at him. The scenery fades away and he is a litte boy again, in Zim's lab. Zim told him that he knew it, and Zim told him to get out. He told him that he had just one more thing, came in front of Dib, where is fired a muffin at his head. Dib walked out and told Zim that he stinkd.