Ent
12-17-02
Dearest Entywentywobblybobblypoopooheadedmanthingypersonmabob,
This is DeLaNoo. That table was really delicious (oh the wooded goodness) and I did NOT blame my whole table fiasco on you!! It was the monkeys who made me do it, so therefore by my logic of cheese (which you ingrateful...uh...ingrate sprayed in my precious grease and lice-ridden hair. How I do love my lice. But the cheese killed them!!! It is all your fault!!), you are a wobblybobblypoopooheadedmanthingypersonmambob and all of this is secretly your fault!!!
Remember: Do dees work and I will avenge my lice...my poor poor lice...
Mebbe tomorrow,
DeLaNoo
Ps. Are ju feenished?
GRR DELANOO!!!
You mean this is all secretly YOUR fault. You have lice? That's gross. Remind never to sit by you again you miserable vomitis mass. Parabolas are the sexiest things ever.
You get an F foww faiwwing!
Ent
11-29-02
Dear Ent,
Hi! I'm a crazy too! Well.. I think I am! *shrugs* How do you get into that place? Sounds like fun to me; I mean.. if you can break out.. I surely can! Edwardo sounds really nice. Those mean people, sitting on him like that. You watch out for Edwardo; I almost lost a friend because too many people sat on it. It wanted to move, but I got it not to, so it stays in my room. It wasn't that big anyways, so I still can carry it around every now and then. I need food now! :P
-MoNkEy!
Yo Monkey!
Crazy? I'm not crazy! Not at all! NO! What?! NO! NEVER! I'M NOT MENTAL! NO, NU-UH NO WAY NO HOW!
The asylum can be fun, but it can also be very annoying. It is very easy to escape though! All you have to do is use your magic powers!
Edwardo is bi-polar. He can be nice, but he also lunges at you with large spoons and things. He is an advocate of the spoon party and him and I have many a heated discussion about which candidate should run for office. I am a spork supporter myself and I hope you are too! Oh, and don't worry about Edwardo being sat on. He is always okay after I use my healing powers!
Monkey? Are you my friend Monkey or an imposter Monkey? YOU LIIIIEEEEE!!!
With many a burrito,
-Ent
E-mail Ent at demonemu@hotmail.com.
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