We set the scene in a packed MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. It is a week
before Royal Rumble and a day before Tuesday Night Raw. The crowd are getting really worked
up about the show. The crowd are going crazy and the show comes back on air from some
commercials. The WWCF logo flashes across the screen and then the short WWCF promo flashes
across. Then the house show promo kicks in where you see many superstars in it and the music
blares in. The music carries on as it goes live into the arena. The camera pans around and
looks at the many different home made banners. Then the camera flicks to the commentary
table as the background music fades and the famous voice of Jim Ross kicks in.

JR: Hello and welcome to what will be an eventful Raw coming up this week.

King: Thats right. And oh boy Vince... Mr McMahon has booked two womens matches as well as
the Stacey Keibler return.

JR: Thats all well and good. But after the controversy surrounding the World title, things
are really getting hott coming towards the Rumble. DDP winning the world title of Austin on
Smackdown and retiring with a BANG, no pun intended. And now at the Rumble it looks like the
world title will be vacant as number one contenders Jeff Jarrett and HBK will face Austin in
a triple threat to decide a new champion.

King: But JR. On Raw Jarrett and HBK have a chance to get at each other again as the tag
match will be HBK and Edge taking on Jarrett and new TV champion Matt Hardy.

JR: And I respect the Undertaker for leaving Smackdown with a bit of class. Holding up Matts
hand at the end was respect and thats what the WWCF is all about.

Just as the words leave JRs mouth....

|| Mattv1 || GOOOOD EVENING LAS VEGAS...

Crowd: BOOOO

|| Mattv1 || Now is that the way to talk to your NEW Television champion, let alone new
breed of hero? I think not. Ever since I joined this fed I have wondered why you all hate
me, and last night it dawned on me, You hate me, Because you aint me. Oh its true, all you
fans, who boo me every time you see me, laugh, chant, and jeer snide comments all have one
thing in common, you're all jealous, and I don't blame you. Who wouldn't want to be me. A
multi time tag champion. WWCF cruiserweight, hardcore and current TV champion. And of course
how can you forget the inventor of Mattitude. Now I don't really care all that much what you
think about me, as long as one person loves me that is ok. Who I bet you are thinking in
you're stupid little minds, well as long as I love me I'm fine with my life. Now I know its
hard for all you envious wrestling fans out there, but after tonight I could be, no
actually, I will be the number one contender for the WWCF World title.

JR: How does he figure that?

King: Listen and you will find out.

|| Mattv1 || You see it has dawned on me that my tag match on Raw will include two of the
number one contenders. MATT-EMATIC LESSON OF THE DAY. Matt Pinning number one contender
equals Matt taking over number one contender. Thats right. Once I pin HBK or former
Undisputed champion, Edge, the staff of WWCF will have no choice but to recognise how truly
Great I am.

Crowd boo.

|| Mattv1 || I know it will be hard for some to accept, but I will be the WWCF World
heavyweight champion, soon! Doesn't that sound great? The inventor of Mattitude, continuing
the year of MAttitude by capturing the most coveted belt in the world?

Matt slowly walks around the ring and carries on talking, he settles down in a turnbuckle
and looks into the crowd as he shifts the TV title from one shoulder to the next.

|| Mattv1 || Now I didn't come out here to bore you're heads off, but I did come down here
to give you a dose of Mattitude. You see I beat the Undertaker for a forth time
successfully, and this time it was in a Oklahoma Hot wire match.

JR: Good ol Oklahoma.

|| Mattv1 || Now I beat the deadman and proved that I really am the best out there. I mean
beating the biggest dogg in his own "YARD" was quite an achievement for me. But nothing will
be greater than winning the Royal Rumble. Now HBK is number one contender. Thats a strange
one if you ask me. MATT FACT. Matt pinfalls over HBK = 1. HBK pinfalls over Matt = 0. Thus
proving, I, Version 1, am a superior person compared to the Show Stoppah. And with me being
better, I dont see anybody more deserving to be World champion than me.

|| Mattv1 || Now I don't know who the hell Shawn Michaels thinks he is, but no way does he
deserve a title shot. Who deserves a title shot more than Matt Hardy? NOBODY, and that is a
fact. As soon as I joined the WWCF I made an instant impact, and in my eyes I have carried
on this impact to this very day. In that whole time I have never been given a world title
shot. Now I have the chance to be the champion but to get there I must to something. Win the
Royal Rumble. But if there is anybody who can achieve that, that is me.
Now HBK is a half decent wrestler, but he doesn't really believe that he can challenge me, a
true champion. How can an old crippled man challenge a man who is an idol for all of you out
there? Well he cant. After WWCF edition MATT. when I once again prove my greatness, I will
know in myself that I have once again proved myself, and I have proved to all you backstage,
that you don't mess with Matt Hardy. Note that, thats Matt with two Ts!!

Matt finishes and the arena goes black when suddenly "YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME" is heard and
then Rob Zombies "IM YOUR BOOGIEMAN" plays over the PA system. The crowd erupt smoke reigns
down near the entrance way. Edge walks out in his wrestling attire. He is wearing a big
leather coat and his normal tracksuit tights. He has his cool shades on. Edge steps out to
look at the audience after walking through the curtains and rolls his shoulders. He looks
and brushes his goatee/beard as he looks at the crowd. He walks to the ring and slides in.
He does three push-ups and gets up. He poses on the top of the ropes in each corner before
stepping down and grabbing a microphone.

|| Mattv1 || Well Mf'er as great as it is for you to come out here, I came down here to
talk about my match tonight against HBK, and forgive me if I am wrong, but you are not
involved.

Edge: Sorry to burst your bubble there Matt, but I soo am involved. YOu see its not you vs
Hbk. Its HBK and the Edgester facing you and Jeff. And little bucky, I know you think you
deserve to be champion, but i totally dont think so. I mean, i was a former undisputed
champion. And Raw will be my claim to add names to the dork chop alley list starting with
you and that barfoid jerky jarrett.

|| Mattv1 || Well you can say what ever you want, but the fact is Mf'er you will be another
graduate of the lesson of Mattitude. I will teach you there are other things than thinking
about yourself.

Edge: Nicely put Matt. But remember you are just a tool. And no reekazoids will stop the
number one Edge head from rocking the place on Raw.

JR: Hold on.. What.. Not now. Dont tell me. Folks we have to goto a commercial.

King: Noooo.


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JR: We are back folks and well what you missed was a little confrontation between Edge and
Matt Hardy.

King: yeah but nothing happened. Matt Hardy slid out from under the ring and the fans did
not like that.

Matt is backstage with Michael Cole.

MC: Matt hardy. We just saw you out there giving a promo for you're match against HBK and
Edge. All of a sudden Edge gets involved. You spoke about a few things but the main gist of
it was you're match and of course HBK. But now do you have any feelings about your
altercation with Edge?

|| Mattv1 || I thought that I made myself perfectly clear out there. I am going to win
tonight and I don't care who gets upset by it. The crowd hates me, everyone hates me. Only
one person likes me, and that is me. You can be damn sure that after Raw, somebody will be
dreaming away in hospital, Drinking liquidized food through a straw, and that sure as hell
wont be me. I thought one of my favourite MF'ers Edge had no problem. But I guess there is
something we have to sort out. You see after Raw there will be a few changes. I spoke to Mr
McMahon and there sure will be a few changes around here. Lets just say there will be a new
disease spreading around the WWCF. A disease like an aenima. Now leave me alone while I
limber up for my match.

Scene switches to JR and the King.

King: A disease like an aenima?

JR: the only infected thing back in the WWCF roster is Matt Hardy.

King: WHAT?

JR: He sure is full of himself.

King: Well he did beat the Undertaker and he sure is winning more than he is losing.

JR: Stay tuned folks.

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