Hey youse peeples!
Me Zumrum! Me likes youse peeples! Mes like to singing songs! Zumrum not baddy Troll Zumrum not goody Troll Zumrum jes ME! One time Zumrum wuz in de Troll City and dey say "ZumRum, you big uglee! you fat and gots warts! It bes youse turn to haf de bridge dutys!" Zumrum sez ":whatsa bridge dootys?" Basher sez " youse big stoopids Zumrum. Youse gots brain like dorfs ans elfies!" Zumrum sed den " no needs insulting mes Basher, mes gots feelins liken youse!" Basher tell Zumrum "youse gos to da briges, and den youse crawls up inna da unders da bridges. Den youse waits dere fur da lettle kiddies to comes ober da bridges, den youse jumps out and scares em and eats um and uses dere bonies fer teethy pickin dere lumps ouuta yer fangs!"
Sos ennyways, me not likes eats kiddies cause dey always washie and dey not tough and da stringy likes de froggies, sos me runs outta de swamp and heads out fer me to finds fortoon and be big ol Basher sum days. Bit it not be workins. Me get me pate cracked alla time by silly liddle peeples and ol' ladies peeples wit sticks,. Me not wants de trubbles sos me jes gos away. Lots o times me chased wit hay forks and torches by farmers cause mes likes ta eat dey turnips. One day me saw dis lady and she wuz nekkid in de water on de creek. She says me dirty Troll and me smiles cause she tink so. I don tink dat she mean it ways I do tho. Ennyways, she feel sorry fer me and she put her cloths on her and den she says I need to come wit her and den she makes me part of dis wargoths thing. I not know what dey dos, but dey tells me wehnta fights and I git to eat alla time and dey gits me turnips so I stays.
Youse funy liddle peeples.
