Mes name is Haggie. Mes be a warrior. Waz borned in a swamp near Guk., ware I still stay. Mes is afeared to go any pace beside swamp until mez gats older. Mes wikes wiving in de swamp. Thars nutin wike feelin warm swamp wadder tween yar toes and killin froggies. Froggies taste gud.
Haggie no mammy and pappy. Dunno ware day went to. Mes troll fiends thank I em a purdy yung thang. Mes wud wike to trabel out of de swamp won day soon.
Wile killin froggies wun day, Mes met strange widdle man who vited mes to be part of grup called Wargoth. Mes thought he be a cute tasty widdle man and sed yes to du widdle man's quest to join de grup. Mes not met any uder strange widdle cretures in this grup, but hop thay be as tasty wookin and frendwy as he be. Hupe thar be even sum gud wookin trolls in the grup wike meself. Mabee won day soon mes wud wike to trabel outta de swamp un meat des uder cretures in Waroth mes calls frends. Till den mes will keep fightin and killin froggies.
