Aloha people!!!  Well...yeah...I decided to make this one up.  Though most of this is kinda of my frind's idea, Grim...
 

*(scene takes place in a mall in Spira...and we hear a fight starting out in the chocolate store...)*

Psycho: I TELL YOU HE'S MINE!!!

Yuna: MINE!!!

Psycho: YOU WANNA BET YOU LITTLE SHAMELESS HUSSY!?!

Evil: That's MY nick name!!!

Grim: No, it's Suppa-hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*realizing Evil is getting out a bat)-ly WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE!?!

Yuna: *grabbing Tidus* HE'S MINE AND THATS FINAL!!!

*(Yuna and Psycho fight with rubber chickens, but eventually Psycho wins and...well...Yuna steals Tidus away anyways and hides behind a dumpster outside the mall)*

Psycho: *BLEEP* HER!!!  Oh well...on to Heero!!!

Heartless Angel: That wasn't the real Tidus.

Grim: It was a painted chocolate Tidus.

Psycho: HA!  I knew that little whore couldn't win the real Tidus!!!

*(minutes later Yuna comes back covered in chocolate crying)*

Yuna: I KILLED HIM!!!

*(Psycho breaks out into a maniac-like laugh and everyone backs away about 2 feet.  Since it is Christmas time in Spira, Lulu comes out in a Santa Costum...or is that Terminator?)*

Heartless Angel: ...why are you dressed up like santa?

Fake Santa: Cause it'll be more dramatic if little kids try to pull of my beard and discover I'm really a man.

Grim:...hm..interesting...uh...can I be the deformed elf munchkin santa helper in green tights!?!

Everyone except Psycho is is trying to imagine him in green tights: NO!

*(little kid #1 comes up to Fake Santa, and is really overweight)*

Fake Santa: If you sit in my lap I'll kill you if I survive.

Little Kid #1: WAAAAH!!! MOMMIE, SANTA'S BEING MEAN TO ME!!! *(little kid #1 runs off crying while Fake Santa laughs evilly)*

Little Kid #2: ...Hello...

Fake Santa:  Aren't you Anakin Skywalker?

Anakin: Yes..

Fake Santa: What can I do for you?

Anakin: I'd like to know which way to choose in the crossroads of darkness and light.

Fake Santa: Uh...um...*(hands Anakin a darth vador helmet and light saber)* Merry Christmas!

*(Anakin runs off cackling madly like a weasel trying to slice peoples' heads off, while Fake Santa's last Little Kid comes up and sits on her lap)*

Fake Santa: And what can I do for you?

Little Kid #3: Santa...you're like...my fav person in the whole world!!!

Fake Santa: Really, wanna tug at my beard?

Little Kid #3: YES!!!

*(the Little Kid pulls the beard, and it comes right off revealing that it really IS Lulu dressed up as Santa.  The Little Kid runs away crying, and never believes in Santa again)*

Mall Manager: HEY YOU KIDS, GET OUTTA MY MALL!!!

*(Everyone walks out onto the street and all stare at each other blankly)*

Grim: Shall we go and raid the next mall now?

Everyone: YEAH!!!
 
 
 
 

Alright, i know that one sucked, but i'm a bit rusty :).