When you hear the words "Ninja Turtles", your first thought is:

Where's my beer?
I remember when Kris and Johnny used to play with TMNT toys
::Total Mental Silence::
I am Raphael, the Red Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle...YES!!!
I still have my oversized Michaelangelo Action Figure!

The Living Room Television set's volume is blaring. You:

Try to turn it up because you still can't hear it.
Yell for it to be turned down because you can't sleep.
Calmly approach the TV and proceed to smash it to bits.
Try to shut the TV off, probably to no avail.
Do battle for the Remote Control!

The lyrics that appeal to you most are:

"I'm not O-Fucking-Kay"
"I'm outta jail knicka what you gotta say now?"
"Fack fack faaaack fack"
"We were wrong to think that immortality meant never dying."
"Call it what you wanna call it, I'm a fucking alcoholic"

Your favorite color is:

Can budweiser be my favorite color?
Black
Blue
Color...who gives a fuck?!?!
Blood Red

Most often you:

Do school work. Gotta keep up those grades!
Make trouble, because there is nothing better to do.
Listen to loud music and piss off people.
Work or sleep.
Talk on the phone and hang out with friends.

Your motto is:

And you love me because?
One for me...and one for me...
You're not my mother, I dont have to listen to you.
Things happen for a reason.
I don't need a motto when I've got a gun.

Your Favorite kind of Food is:

CoffffeeeeeeeeEEEEE...
Erm...do I have to decide?
Omelettes...mmm cholesterol!
Beer...
Candy

Your dress style:

Definitely does not include shoes.
Is Comfortable...jeans and t-shirts usually.
Worn clothes...most often stained and ripped.
Whatever's trendy.
Just look at Hot Topic.

People would use which of the following words to describe you:

Lazy.
Party Person.
Loud.
Bratty.
Crazy.