The disturbing world of melancholy doll

So, you're thinking, why should you waste your time here? Well, if you're going to be like that, go on then leave. No, wait, don't go, it's lonely being a webpage. All on your own in cyberspace when the other webpages won't talk to you because your creator is computer illiterate and doesn't know how to give you all the best graphics, when she only works on you when she can't sleep at 3am,when she acccidently presses the wrong button and deletes all the good stuff she spent the past hour doing, thus making you incapable of being more than inane babble and all the other webpages think you're weird and tell their children to not to stare, that's right, run child, run away from the deranged ramblings. No, don't go, don't leave me alone with those cruel, superior web pages, oh how they mock me with their ingenious moving pictures and interactive features. Stay...why? Umm, I don't know, morbid fascination, perhaps, you want to know what goes on in the mind of my creator, melancholy doll. Yes, she is a goth, yes, she is crazy, yes it is difficult to type with her elbows when she's wearing that straight jacket, yes, she does use longer sentences than any normal person because she is allergic to full stops, but, still, you know you want to enter the disturbing world of melancholy doll anyway.

So find out more by going to the other parts of the site:

Meet Tina the Troubled Teen, she deals out gems of wisdom in her own angsty style.

I have this many stalkers:

Ok, I've submitted this site to the search engines now, so hopefully, the occasional person may find there way here, if you've done that, you may have noticed I haven't completed the site yet. Well, I am planning to add things in when I have time. I want to put some useful info in the SI section, add more of my poetry, put in pages for music, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (you must read this!), some links to sites that should not be missed and whatever else I feel like. So bookmark & come back in a few months to see what fascinating things have happened to this place :-) ahh, go on!