You can wing it with our bat
or you can wheel here in style
but come prepared for your tour of
Once we start our tour, you can't jump home. You must do the full circuit*. This is a castle, not a T.A.R.D.I.S. ("Time and Relative Dimensions in Space", ref. the Doctor. Yes, Doctor Who is one of our patrons -- each and everyone of him!)
*Ok, if you're really gravely frightened in this ghoulish season, click on Cousin Iggy to return you to the Great Hall.
He might show up from time to time on the tour, and you can hitch a ride back if you see him!
Is there anyone here who still hasn't signed our infamous guest book? Sign before the tour starts!
| Sign in BLOOD! |
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Witness the Signatures, Pawprints, and Cloven Hoof Images of Others |
The twins will now glide you on your tour.
