Welcome to Sexy Sonnets! Here, you will find luscious poems (not technically sonnets, but, whatever!) that will make you want to touch yourself!
So make sure you have one hand ready to deal with any, er ... problems ... that may "arise" along the way, so to speak! And prepare to read the Sexy Sonnets ...
Your Hand
by Lolita T Wattlicks
your hand went down into my wet twat it felt like i had just taken an overdose of ecstacy. sigh. my heart pounds with anticipation of your pulsating member. i want to come now. but as i look into your face, my sweet man, i realize that i am a lesbian.
Crack Whore
by Sexy Government
Put it inside, Harder, Faster, Deeper, Push, Push, Push it, baby, Push it! Then pull it out, And you’re done. See that wasn’t too bad, Learning how to use a plunger To unclog your bm From the crack whore.
Forgive Me
by Sexy Government
You forgave me When I cried out my ex’s name. You forgave me When you caught me in bed with another woman. You forgave me When you found me going down on your father. You forgave me When you discovered I’d been doing your best friend for six whole years, under your nose. You forgave me When I bit down a little too hard, and you had to go to the hospital. But I know That you won’t forgive me for this. Because what I did is just too horrible for words. I forgot to trim.
Long and Strong
by Sexy Government
Moans erupt from my mouth, As fluid erupts from my lower mouth, And I can feel your tongue swimming past my lips, As your lower head nudges past my lower lips, And you ride me like a donkey, All night long, And my heels dig into your luscious butt cheeks, And your hand rubs me where I need it most, And my mind is occupied by other things, Like baseball, and fishing, Because you’re not a one-minute man, But, honey, you take too long!
Gigolo
by Britney Jean
I want your body, Not your heart. I don't care who you are. As long as you can please me, I'll take you as is. But you'd better be faithful, Because you're MY gigolo. I don't mind you fooling around, Flirting with your girlfriends When I'm out of town, But, boy, you'd better watch out Because if you touch her the way you touched me last night, You might not live to regret it. Like I told you before, You'd better be faithful Because you're MY gigolo. Sure, you can grab her ass, Sure, you can pinch it, But put it anywhere near your crotch, And, boy, you will regret it. As I've told you time after time, You'd better be faithful Because you're MY gigolo. If you want to dream of freedom, go ahead. I'm not stopping you. But if you assume that I'll condone treachery, or lechery, Boy, you're in for a rude awakening. In case you can't remember, I've told you again and again That you'd better be faithful. Because you're MY gigolo. Don't make me prove it.
Whisper
by Britney Jean
Whisper in my ear Your secrets, your lives, Your fantasies. I'll tell you what you want to hear Just to get you Here, with me. So you've got a girlfriend, So what? I need you more than she does. Right now. If I don't have you, At this very moment I'll die. You know that she can't say The same thing. So give me yourself. Make sweet sweet love to me, All through the night. I need you right now More than she ever will.
Lust
by Britney Jean
I want to fuck your brains out I want to turn the lights out I want to be there when you're exhausted, Panting after the best sex you've ever had, I want to get you all alone With me So that I can pull your pants down, Get inside them Feel your Ace of Wands, And feel its love for me. I want to lick you all over, From head to toe I want to tie you to the bedpost, Dominate you, Tell you that you're my man, And that you can never be Unfaithful. But that can never be, Because last night I caught you, Naked, in her arms, On the bathroom floor. MY bathroom floor. I just want you to know, That YOU have to pay for the cleaning lady, And, by the way, We're through.
Dream Lover
by Britney Jean
I dreamed about you last night, As I slept beside you, Your hand in mine. In my dream, We were in love. You put your hand on my cheek, Told me those three magic words, And then kissed me tenderly. I smiled at you, I remember, Took your face in my hands, And returned the gesture. We held each other for a long while, Wanting to never let go. But then I woke up To the sound of your car Exiting my driveway. As you left without even saying Goodbye.
Love Slave
by Britney Jean
I want to be your love slave I want you to chain me to the bed To beat me with your noble staff, To cane me in the head. Oh, oh, the possibilities Of our love affair; You'll never know how much you Mean to me; Oh, no, I wouldn't dare! Come on, baby, let's get it on, Let our love flow free; I want your hands, your lips on mine, And your ass for only me!
Too Late
by Britney Jean
Lips touch, Hands grasp, Bodies frantically move, The pace forgotten, All thought lost, Into the abyss, As we make love With out hearts, our souls, Our bodies and our minds. When we are done, we will Once again realize the folly Of our actions. But by then, it will be too late. Far, far too late, my love.
