by Sexy Government
Parody of "Say My Name" by Destiny's Child
Sexy G: The idea for this song just randomly came to me one morning in the shower. I had just finished my shower when I realized I had run out of disposable razors, and therefore couldn't shave my legs! And suddenly, I had the chorus of "Shave my legs" running through my head. It was just so random and weird, yet funny!
Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Why must it grow back? Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Better shave my legs! Any other day i would shave My bare legs Till they’re smooth as silk But today it aint the same My razors are lost Just can’t seem to find them Could it be that you, Have givin’ them to anotha lady? If you took them there first of all Let me say, i am not a girl Who just loves to wax my legs So give them back to me, So I can shave my legs Why won’t you give them back So I can shave like yesterday? I know you say that i am assuming things Something's going down thats the way it seems Shouldn't be the razors that you took away If your not holding them back from me Cause I know how you usually do When you say I shave my legs too much Why can't you just tell the truth? If you didn’t take them tell me who Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Why must it grow back? Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Better shave my legs! What is up with this? Tell the truth, You stole them How would you like it if I just stole your shaving cream Don't try to give it back It’s too late for that When two seconds ago You said you had not stolen them. It's hard to believe that you, Could just steal my razors When i just saw you shave Saw you shave that ugly face. Just this question Why do you feel you gotta lie? Gettin caught up in the dregs When I can not shave my legs I know you say that i am assuming things Something's going down thats the way it seems Shouldn't be the razors that you took away If your not holding them back from me Cause I know how you usually do When you say I shave my legs too much Why can't you just tell the truth? If you didn’t take them tell me who Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Why must it grow back? Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Better shave my legs! Yeah-yeah-yeah-yea..yeah Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Yeah-yeah-yeah ...yeah Yeah , yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I know you say that i am assuming things Something's going down thats the way it seems Shouldn't be the razors that you took away If your not holding them back from me Cause I know how you usually do When you say I shave my legs too much Why can't you just tell the truth? If you didn’t take them tell me who Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Why must it grow back? Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Better shave my legs! Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Why must it grow back? Shave my legs, shave my legs If no one is around me I whip out my razor So I can shave my legs Shave my legs, shave my legs They’re getting kinda hairy Can’t stand all that black fuzz Better shave my legs!
