Welcome to CHEAT OR BEAT!
The game show that catches cheaters—in the act!
Will they choose to cheat? Or will they instead beat their own meat?
Find out today, on CHEAT OR BEAT!
What we do:
If you suspect your boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other of cheating, just call us! We’ll send in our agent, someone that fits the description of a person they would find very attractive. Our agent is equipped with several hidden cameras, including the BOOB CAM (located in between the breasts in females, on the chest of males), the EYE CAMS (tiny, state-of-the-art cameras located in our agent’s contact lenses), the GENITAL CAM (come on, people, this one’s obvious!) as well as various cameras hidden around the area in which our agent is meating this person.
On a false premise, your so is sent to what we call THE LOUNGE, which is the area in which he or she will meat our agent. The premise could be a business meeting, a social gathering, or some other plausible reason to be in this exact place at this exact time. Then our agent comes in, a very attractive person equipped with many hidden cameras. Our agent begins a conversation with your so (you having provided us with plenty of information about them already!) After finding out that they have plenty in common, our agent lets your so know that he or she is interested, and then invites your so up to his or her room.
Does your so go, and try to cheat (and get caught by the hidden cameras)? Or does he or she turn our agent down, and choose instead to beat his or her own meat? Or is he or she neither, and will your so just come home to you?
ALL THIS AND MORE, on the feekiest game show ever,
CHEAT OR BEAT!!
Episode #1 Featureing Molly and her boyfriend Chris, as well as our lovely agent, Melissa Rodriguez!
Be sure to check back soon for more CHEAT OR BEAT episode summaries, as well as a chance to actually get on our show!
From everyone at the cast and crew of CHEAT OR BEAT: "Don't beat the meat if you're not gonna cheat!"
