Well, that's a bit of lie. The results actually aren't the faculty members, but the students' characters. But we like those guys better anyway, right? And I think I'm the only person in the world who likes The Faculty. But that's okay because it's my quiz, right?

1. When a new student arrives at school you are most likely to:
Tell him/her to fuck off.
Not associate with him/her. You can tell he/she is a loser.
Maybe I should make friends, since all the other kids at school like to beat me up.
See if he/she is hot, and if so, hit on them.
No time for friends! I'm too busy with sports!
I am the new kid, unfortunately.


2. If you started telling wild stories about aliens your parent(s) would:
Figure it was only an effect from those weird drugs you're always taking.
Flip out! You must be on drugs! They rip your room to shreds and ground you.
You're a little slow on the uptake and don't even realize there are aliens. And when you do, it's too late to go cry to mum and dad.
It's okay, they know you're the weird one in the family..
Um, I am the alien.
It's what a week without hairspray or make-up has done to you.


3. Who is your best friend?
I don't have any friends. I don't need any either, now go away.
Well, I made fast friends with this one really cute guy.
The guys who ram me into the flagpole, I guess. Or the hottest girl in school who thinks I'm a complete loser.
I'm popular, who needs friends? I guess my boyfriend, till he quit football.
Um, do the guys I get high with count?
I'm pretty nice to everyone.


4. What's your job/hobby?
I don't need a job, I've got a cool Southern accent.
Drug dealer. (And concocter.)
Cheerleader. I also publish nasty stories in the school paper.
Football is life!
I'm a photographer. I also work for the school paper.
I tell people to fuck off. I like my job.


5. You'd most likely be heard saying:
Casey, when did you become Sigourny Weaver?
I used to think the only alien in this high school was me.
She got some bad shit!
I feel that a person should run only when he's being chased.
Let's get the fuck outta here.
I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am.


6. At the end of the movie:
Finally are dating the guy you've had a crush on since freshman year!
Cleaned up your act.
Died. **tear**
You're the hero. But it really just feels good to be alive, doesn't it?
Are dating the girl who you used to call a freak.
Realize you aren't above everyone else and fall for the good guy.


7. When you find that all of your teacher have turned into aliens you:
knew already because you're the one who did it.
chase them around with paper-cutters.
tell your parents, who don't believe you.
Suck it up, be brave, and trust the other kids who seem to know what's happening. You volunteer for suicide missions. Fun.
catch on quickly, you read it in a book once.
run away but leave another person at their mercy.









Code for this test has been adapted from the Slacker Quiz, which was taken from the Daria Quiz. Who took it from someone else... So thanks to the brainiac whose original code we all stole...

If the quiz images aren't showing, I don't know why, sometimes they show, sometimes they don't, even though I have them correctly linked. Who knows, the server is fucked...