my silly talking talk

yo yo yo. this is like chapter one

so dat battle wuz crazzzy. i hope someone reads this coz see its hard to type coz im all crazy and i cant concentrate.

so there are these snapshots these random memories good memories in no order like a slideshow but all the slides come in randomly all mixed up its realyly fucked up, see?

so anyway the cops kicked out most of the kids for moshing. no it was ONE cop...but one cop is enough power to do what he wants within all the hours and kill all the flowers.

toward the end so many of those beautiful kids disappeared ...and since there was fewer of us then the adults decided that they could then proceed to push us around...which they did. some stupid soccer mom bitch wuz givin us shit for moshing to SKA. how hard can you mosh to SKA? what the fuck.

stupid bitches. they just jealous coz they dont got the funk like we do.

so earlier earlier...way earlier.......kaio was playin...and it was so hot and i was sweaty and hot so i went outside ta breath da air coz air is so delicious ya know. and then there were these kids and we made up our band we called ourselves The Vagina Airforce and the Tampon Flavored Brownies...we were a techno rave band coz we had this keyboard and we freaked everyone out. fun times, man

then there was this hot girl and shes like " i saw you at the OPEN MIC and im like awww i gotta FIND HIM" and im like WOWZA coz shes like super fun and stuff.

by now, mister reader you probably assume that im on drugs and i dont blame you for assuming that coz this looks like it was a page taken straight out of Naked Lunch doesnt it?

yeah so i was at the battle of the bands and its too bad anna didnt show up coz she woulda liked it there...but she was in washinton dc wit mr hews and a bunch of bapst students on some crazyass field trip coz she wanted to see washington dc so i tell her, anna dont go there but shes like i wanna go to washington dc

BEF was my favorite band coz the lead singer was super hot in his diaper with rainbow suspenders.

if i had a vagina i would wish that i could have his love child

this is like a chapter thats chapter two

so anywayz.....im tryin to be thinkin bout wut elze happend.

at first it was hard to get into the mosh pit coz there was this surreal detachment. i was like this ghost with my black lips and dog collar i felt like i was an outer space creature from the stars creeping through the dark and the music is pounding a humming in my eardrums bursting thirsting for the worst to come the drum the rhythm i am him who is no one who is the one who is the gun in my brain

watching that heaving screaming mass of punching bodies piled onto each other thrashing to the music like a herd of rebel demons like the word of God like the thing we heard a word that was thought to be nothing at all and we all will fall and we all will rise up and take the world for our own

see...da mosh pit was fun. it was crazy coz there wuz these crazy guys who waz just hardcore linedancing like all dumb and shit just kneeling there kicking and punching the air like not even DANCING which was kinda funny so i went up behind em and pushed them to get em movin coz we gots ta keep movin, see?

"danger danger high voltage when we touch when we kiss why is it we keep startin fires its my desire its my desire"

yeah so i wasnt trying to be really harsh on those moshing guys...i just thought they were a little silly and i think its important not to hurt people

so the second issue of my zine is out but i only had three copies of it at the show. email me and ill send you a copy.

wow im tired.

more crazy talkin talk bout dat battle

so there was this long haired guy wit a video camera recording a ska band and i grab his camera and start spazzin out. i screamed into his camera and made his movie all fucked up