TACTICAL NEURAL SALAD


		"This salad dressing is a special creation The oil and vinegar is liquid separation."


		The battle against the mechanized world is never over, and now Bill Leeb is taking the fight to a new frontier...your dinner table. He has sampled many vegetables and spices (along with various screams and explody noises) to create the ultimate industrial condiment. Sensation Leeb's own dressing is tangy enough to liven any salad, and corrosive enough to eat through war machines! Injection You'll get so addicted to Leeb's blend of special herbs and spices that you'll want to shoot some right into your eyeballs! Penetration Leeb's Own makes a great marinade too, violating the meat with its award winning flavor! Mutation This dressing isn't just for salad and marinades, either. Bill genetically altered the chemical structure of this dressing so that it can easily be used to defend the universe from evil gods of destruction! Just load a bottle into your favorite weapon and blast away! Fascination This salad dressing can be used on everything from sandwiches, to exterminated body parts, to systematic predators. You can even use it to clean your circuitry! Final Solution Forget all those other brands. Leeb's Own Oil and Vinegar salad dressing is the only one that can make for a great tasting salad amidst a sea of robots deployed to exterminate humanity!
	A message to all salads of the future...."It's time to wake up, it's time to receive, it's time for immersion...."

`Other flavors of Leeb's Own Salad Dressing:` Machines of Seduction - Sun Dried Tomato with a hint of rust Chemical Cauldron - A corrosive raspberry vinaigrette made with mustard gas, plasma, and strychnine. Burning Sensation - A spicy blend of sandpaper and lemon juice Self Annihilation - the ultimate combination of italian seasonings, battery acid and broken glass!

Defend your world against the violence and degradation of corporate killers! Protect your fresh veggies with LEEB'S OWN salad dressing...available only at Ogre's Deli