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Rusty Barrels are industrial, JA!

Headed by Brauss Schnauser, this extremely German band has been turning many a head and simultaneously smacking it with cold sauerkraut. While similar in style to Rammstein, Laibach, and KMFDM, I.B.F. still can hold their own.

Brauss is the overly hairy vocalist and front man, who is joined by Ipsein Schickenbausel on guitars, Stephan Frauheisen controlling DAT and keyboards, and the drummer known only as ED who plays a unique, custom made set of manhole cover drums. Combining testosterone laden chant and angry, grindy noises, they perpetuate the wonderful tradition of disturbing German Industrial bands. They currently have two releases available:
Liederhosen Nein and Do Yu Deutsche?

Singer Hemlocke from Knights of Black Fungus has recently assisted Brauss and his manly cohorts in translating the lyrics for two songs on the second album into english, as well as remixing and remastering the rest of the album and thusly producing a much fresher version of Do Yu Deutsche? You can read the translations of the two songs Brausnensnaufel and Nein, below.

I Bein Fucht is currently in the studio working hard on a new album -- Waffle Asphyxia, with the help of Hemlocke and Spiine--keyboardist from Sheep for Ransom. The projected release date will be sometime in late August.

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Brausnensnaufel and Nein translated from very bad German by Hemlocke
from the album Do Yu Deutsche

Brausnensnaufel
Ja, Ja. Vee are GERMAN Ja.
Big and burly GERMANS are vee. Ja.
Vee sing our name a lot because vee can.
I Bein Fucht I Bein Fucht I Bein Fucht Ja.
Vee are so cool.Vee are I Bein Fucht.Vee can even
say our name backwards: Thcuf Nieb I. Ja.
Vee vear pink tu-tus Vhen no one ees looking. Ja.
Vee set ourselves on fire and paint ourselves green.
Vee like antlers. Ja.
Cuz vee are I Bein Fucht. Vee look so cute in our
lederhosen. Ja. Vee vant you to danse weeth us now.
Ja. Danse. Ja. Danse. Ja.
Vee sound mean undt nasty but vee are really singing
about fuzzy puppies and elves. Ja.
I Bein Fucht. I Bein Fucht.
You like us. You like us cuz vee are GERMAN and you
have no clue vhat vee are saying. Vee could sing
about smurfs and you wouldn't care. JA JA JA!
You give us money to buy more pink tu-tus and
Martha Stewart magazines. Ja.
This ees the end now. Ja. Ja.
End. Ja.
NEIN
NO!
(repeated ad nauseum for a full four minutes.)
Read I Bein Fucht's Exclusive interview with Spiky Hair Guy on the Dark Futures Page!