This page is separate from the rest. It is just Black related jokes. So its all good.Jokes that I have not made up. So don't blame me if they are bad... I will now be sectioning off the jokes so you know which are new and when they come in.
-What did Abe Lincoln say when he woke up from his hang over????I freed who?
-Why don't sharks eat black people???They think its whale poop.
-What did the black boy say when he had the runs???? I'm melting, I'm melting.
-Why don't black people eat tootsie rolls???Cause they kept biting their fingers
-Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy???? If He was going to be impotent he was going to look impotent.
-Whats the difference between Batman and a black man???? Batman can go into a store without Robin..
-How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb????? It doesn't matter they don't pay thier light bill.
-How do you get a black man down from a tree???????? Cut the rope.
-Why don't Black kids play in the sandbox???? Cause cats might burry them.
-Why do black men carry shit in their wallets????? For ID.
-How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the beds???? Put velcro on the ceiling.
-Why do black people smell so bad?????So blind people can hate them to.
-Why do black people wear wide brimmed hats????? So birds do crap on their lips.
-Why does Stevie Wonder smile so much??? Because he doesn't know he's black.
-How do you get a black man to stop hanging around in the front yard???? Cut him down and hang him in the back.
-How many black people does it take to pave a road???? Depend on how you slice them.
-What's wrong with 4 black people going off a cliff in a cadalac???? It seats 5.
-What do you do when you see your TV floating at night????Turn on the light and shoot the black person.
-Why are black people so strong???? TVs are getting heavier.
-Why are black people so fast???? All the slow ones are in jail.
-What do you call black people having sex????? Rape.
-What is the definition of mass confusion???????? Father's day in Harlem.
-What is long andf hard on a black person?????? First grade.
-What's the difference between a black man and a bike????? When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing.
-How long does it take a black person to take a crap???? 9 months.
-What do you call a black priest????? HOLY SHIT.
-Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza???? A pizza can feed a family.
-Why are orangutans so sad?????? They know what they are going to evolve into.
-What do you call black people hanging in a barn????? Old farm equipment.
-Why do black people have roosters in their front yards?????? to teach their kids how to walk.
-Whats the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit????? the bucket.
-What is a black man in the sea????? Pollution
-What is millions of black men in the sea???? Solution
-What do you do when you see a bleeding, 1 legged black man????Laugh and shoot again.
-Why do black ppl have sex on their mind all the time??????Because they have pubic hair on their heads.
-What do you call a white guy in the middle of twenty black people?????coach.
-What do you call a white guy in the middle of ten thousand black people?????warden.
-There are five dwarves... One speacks french, another speaks Portuguese, and the other three are mute. Which do you shoot?????? The black one.

New as of 2/22/04

-What is a black Fortune Cookie?????A hollowed out watermelon full of food stamps.
-Why can't black people drive convertibles??????Because their lips would beat them to death.
Whats black and white and rolls on the beach?????A black guy and a seagull fighting over a carp.
-Why do black people only have nightmares??? Because we killed the only one with a dream.
-What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person???????Neighbor.
-What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag???????Twix.
-Why do black people like basket ball?????It involves running, shooting, and stealing.
-Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving??????KFC isn't open on holidays.
-What has four legs and a black arm?????A happy pitbull.
-Why are there no black astronauts?????Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
-How was break dancing invented????Black people trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
-What did the Alabama sherriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?????? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
-What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head????? A quarter-pounder.

-New as of 5/20/04

-What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?????They're both black.
-What's the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of black babies?????You can't unload watermelons with a pitchfork.
-What's the difference between black people and pitbulls???? Its legal to own a pitbull.
-Why do black people have flat noses?????That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.
-What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms??????Nigger nigger nigger.
-Why don't black women wear panties to picnics????To keep the flies off the chicken.
-What do you call a black person in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?????? The defendant.
-When does a Black man turn into a nigger?????As soon as he leaves the room.
-Why does Alabama have blacks and California have earthquakes?????California got first pick.

New as of 5/30/04


-What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?????An Ethiopian!
-What was missing from the Million Man March??????About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer.
-How do you get a black man to wear a condom?????Put a Nike logo on it.
-Why haven't any black people died from West Nile virus?????Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do.
-Why was white chocolate invented??????So black kids could get messy too.
-What do Nikes and the KKK have in common????They both make blacks run fast.
-Why is a black person like a vending machine?????Neither work, but they both take your money.
-What do you call a bunch of old black people in a barn??????Antique farm equiptment.
-Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?????To remind the black people they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers.

More to come :)