Rob: Awe come on! Put it back on!
Mike: No one can even freakin see me Rob!
Rob: Party pooper!
Mike: Fans, this match has been brewin for months and we're finally gonna see these two settle it one on one here tonight!
Rob: Yea, I dont think alot of people remember that Jeter was Genext's first ever World champion.
Mike: Correct you are Rob! At Genext's Freakin Awesome ppv, Gronda won the title off of Jeter after Gruner came out and made Jeter defend the belt just moments after winning it.
Mike: Hold on here a minute...Jeter not wasting anytime!
Mike: And he's all over Gronda and this match hasn't even officially started yet!
Rob: This is gonna be a knock down drag out barn burner tonight!
Mike: Finally the ref pullin Gronda back so we can get an official start, and now there's the bell!
Rob: Ha Ha ha! It's like Star Wars! Gronda is Vader! He's like LUKE, I AM your father!
Mike: Are ya finished yet? Are you ready to call the match with me?
Rob: Wait a minute! Then Luke's like.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Remember when he was hangin on that...
Mike: Dammit Rob! YES! I remember! Now can we just get back to the match?
Mike: Here's Gronda now with a swing with that lightsab...I mean lead pipe!
Rob: HA HA HA HA
Mike: SHUT IT!
Mike: Jeter now takin' a swing and misses but, it's clear these two are trying to kill each other here early on!
Mike: Gronda now back on the offensive and he nails Jeter this time with that lead pipe
Mike: Remember fans, neither one of these individuals can win this match unless their oponent is cut open so we can expect this match to get much more violent!
Rob: Yea, I'm not a big fan of the blood thing so I'm glad we're up here outta the way.
Mike: Oh my Jeter up now and nails Gronda!
Rob: This kid's relentless here early on Mike!
Mike: Indeed he is! Jeter wants that title back in the worst way and now he's chokin Gronda with that chain!
Mike: Uh OH! What's Jeter look for now?
Mike: Well, things are slowly goin downhill for the World Champion Gronda as Jeter get's the table
Rob: Whoever survives this match tonight definately deserves to be the World Champion!
Mike: You said it Rob! Jeter settin up the table and this isn't gonna be good!
Mike: DEAR GAWD! GRONDA THROUGH THE TABLE!!! He coulda easily snapped his neck here!
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