These are actual summaries of actual stories. I did not make any of them up, nor should they necessarily be taken as indicative of the quality of the stories they describe.

Everyone gets depressed sometimes.
The vampires get to be just too much for Buffy and Willow, as does David Bowie
Buffy and Giles have sex to Bryan Adams.
Buffy and Giles have more sex to Bryan Adams.
Buffy and Giles have still more sex to Bryan Adams.
Buffy makes a rash decision to Green Day
Buffy and Spike listen to Alabama
Xander and Drusilla get it on to Korn
Willow sings a Geri Halliwell song to Spike.
Love, booze, and Melissa Etheridge are a dangerous combination for Giles.
Giles sings Englebert Humperdinck to someone.
Why Glory hates people -- she met Devon
A look into the lowest point in the life of Willow
Buffy and Willow come together in marriage, but not in demons can help it.
Buffy and Oz are waiting for a demon in a windowless crypt during a heat wave
Giles and Willow are trapped together and they can't speak.
Giles gets a valentine from Buffy.
Giles gets a valentine from Willow.
Giles gets a valentine from Cordelia.
Giles wants a sundae.
Giles has doubts.
Willow and Giles get married in a Judeo-Pagan-Anglican ceremony.
Willow and Giles are an old married couple four years in the future. This is how they keep in touch.
A Kodak moment in the Angelus/Xander household.
Xander has a distressing new hobby - autoerotic asphyxiation
In the afterglow, there is nothing but sweetness between Spike and Buffy.
Buffy and Spike plan on ruining the world.
Spike, Angelus, and Xander fuck.....ummm, Marilyn Manson. Oh, just read it.
Xander has diquieting thoughts about how attractive Angel is, then kisses him
People act strangely when they're drunk
Xander's been a hyena. Angel's been his keeper
Angel angsts, Xander bleeds
Xander hurts, Angel broods
Xander gets hurt
Xander is slow to learn.
Gunn and Angel romp through Christmas issues
Buffy has soft sex. A welcomed change?
Spike learns a lesson -- namely, don't try to help out horny little girls.
Buffy adopts a walrus.
Angelus gets the better of Spike with help from a vibrator
Random Slash
There's no plot
Willow thinks too much.
Willow is still thinking.
Willow is still thinking (two separate stories)
Xander deals with betrayal and Oz helps him...with a baseball bat
Xander and Faith have hot sweet fun sex.
Willow decides that everyone else has to share her misery.
Buffy deals with the loss of her precious shower curtain ("Grieving")
Owen works off the fine for returning the library's copy of Emily Dickenson late
Angel and Buffy go to the prom. It's very romantic... ("My Heart Will Go On" by ChAngel and the Lesbian Countess).
After a rough slaying, Angel and Buffy mate like rabid weasels.
A snapshot of the inherent polyamoryness of Riley and Angel
Buffy's final initiation into the BatSquad
Wesley is consummated
Spike. Xander. Mutal grief and nudity
Angel has a nice cooking fantasy.
Angel and Wesley bicker like little boys
Angel tries to explain love to Wesley
Wesley meets up with his inner monsters
Giles ponders the vagaries of life
Xander finds fame as a pop star, but doesn't realize what he truly desires until it's too late
When Darla and Dru take over Spike's pregnancy and decide to throw him a party, crazy things start happening.
Xander wasn't the only one that has something to hide after being possessed by the hyena
Jealousy can be such a...beautiful thing.
When will they learn?!
You just don't piss him off.
Willow and Spike suspend their disbelief
Glory's horny. And looking for a sex buddy. Who can meet up to the challenge?
How well is Giles acquainted with vampire brothels? NC-17
Giles and Wesley adore opera.
Mr. Trick sneaks up on Snyder in the library.
Wesley writes his first fanfic
How Buffy and Jonathan got together.
Buffy and Jonathan discuss their relationship
Giles is naked and handcuffed. Along come Buffy and Xander...
A lust spell goes horribly wrong.
Buffy tries to seduce Giles the subtle way.
Buffy and Giles are in love. Which wouldn't be bad, if it wouldn't keep them from doing their work, forcing Cordy (and Oz) to step in as hero(es) of the day.
Buffy can't resist a naked Giles.
Giles takes a shower under disturbing circumstances
Jane Austen brings Watcher and Slayer closer than ever before.
Will a personal ad lead to love for Buffy?
Food in bed is fun, but what of the consequences?
The badness doesn't want to give anyone time to grieve.
Jonathan wants to go to the Bronze, Devon just wants to stay home and snog.
Sometimes talking helps.
Xander has a fun night with a pie
Buffy's selfish, Willow's concerned, Riley's gay.
Buffy and Spike embarrass themselves and their friends
Giles' hormones get a little out of control.
Giles and Angel attempt to have a night alone in his new bed, but Xander, Spike, Oz, Wesley, Doyle, Ethan, and Riley get involved too.
More guys appear in Giles' apartment
Wesley reacts to the events of the previous day, and the last few years and his entire life
Wesley contemplates, and realizes something
Wesley. Gunn. Life.
Spike looks for his sock. Stuff happens.
Buffy's finally developed feelings for Xander. Of course, he's found a secret love with Darla
Xander has reached rock bottom, only to realize who he is
Xander reads.
Xander, Buffy, and Faith have non-traditional sex
Xander recreates a Budweiser commercial.
When Xander defeats Glory, Glory becomes obsessed with him.
Buffy considers her place in Xander's world
How much can Xander take?
A shoe-shopping spree with Cordelia reminds Fred why she sought life in another dimension
Fred. Not good. Not bad. Not sure
Xander buys a cantaloupe. Oz didn't go far
Fred, Wesley, fingertips, and gobs of big sweet love
Willow has a notebook full of erotic fanfiction
Spike has women problems. And he's evil.
why. does. it. always end up like this?
Willow has issues with Darla. She thinks she might be able to deal with them if she just pulls most of Darla's hair out.
Angel talks to Willow, about a lot of things. Spike is horny.
People and karaoke
Warren's a nice guy, and the boys are all far more interested in making love than war
We all know whom Spike *really* loves
Perpetual anticipation is bad for the brain
The Dingoes go on tour. With NSync.
Relationships start appearing.
Frank knows all our pain.
Xander and Oz get it on, on the floor, trying to see if gay sex will blow the world up.
Oz is Xander's little slut-bunny.
Oz and Devon make good use of illegal substances.
A horridly depressing love story about Devon and Oz.
Angel thinks
Angel thinks about Xander
Spike thinks about Angel.
Xander thinks about everyone and everything
Xander figures out some more things
Xander has problems
Giles, Xander, and spanking
The pressure of life and his unrequited love for Angel sends Xander over the edge.
And Xander thought he was gay.
Angel lives his dream...being a singer in a goth band
Xander and Angelus roleplay Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Xander has wolf-sitting duty, and Oz kisses him
Buffy and Spike bake Christmas cookies
Buffy talks to herself about Spike
Xander scares Angelus...with wedding talk.
Oz covers Giles with a lack of permanence
Xander and Anya go to the ballet and get caught [because going to the ballet is bad to get caught doing, unlike, say, smoking pot and having sex in the car? Title: "Balled at the Ballet"]
Wesley's been forgetful like a bad houseboy.
Angelus and Xander discover the bad things about gel
Angelus and Xander play horsey.
Spike dumps Xander. Xander's sorry.
Willow and Angel are star-crossed lovers destined to be together throughout time
You don't know me, but I'm always around
Angel thinks shortly after meeting up with Doyle.
Doyle gets Angel high
Willow and Spike do stuff. (two separate stories by same author, listed one after another)
Willow and Spike move on.
Willow and Spike still move on.
Willow and Spike, still moving on
Angel, Spike, and Xander do stuff
Willow, Spike, and Angel do stuff
Angel and Cordelia do stuff
Giles and Buffy do stuff
Faith gets a piece of *NSync
N'Sync are vampires and cause trouble
Cordelia and Angel talk more than they should
Oz gives Xander a pedicure
Xander's lost everyone he's cared about. Another man who has suffered the same fate -- Fox Mulder -- helps him.
Spike and Xander get a foot thing going on.
You can try to have a normal, happy relationship on the Hellmouth. But, sooner or later, someone is going to want to spoil the party. Can Buffy and Xander's relationship stand the strain?
This is Faith, remember that.
Time comes to an end
Giles and Xander are in a porn movie
Xander, a few years in the future, has become a priest, and now must face his past
The humiliation of Giles continues
Buffy and Spike on and on
Xander, now a vampire king, has made Drusilla his queen. And he'll accept no rebellion or competition for her favors
Xander and Andie, while having ice cream, decide to help Dawson get out of his depression
Xander ponders why weird things happen to him.
See Spike. See Spike shop.
Drusilla...thinks. Or something like that.
Xander enjoys Spike's hair.
Real love is timeless
Spike spanks Willow with a hairbrush, then they have sex
Drinking your troubles away usually leads to other things
A need for a different life
The misery of guilt.
Tender is the Savage.
Clean doesn't mean sober.
Love doesn't always conquer all.
The rain will wash you clean
Post apocalyptic Sunnydale
What does Wesley think about in the middle of the night?
Guys. Porn. Stuff.
Xander finds love, but at what price?
Xander has a bad, bad habit
Spike licked something
Spike has to pee
Sometimes it doesn't have to be painful
Everyone wonders about Spike and Xander, including Spike and Xander.
Spike is bored, and goes for a walk.
Giles, Riley, and Ethan go bowling. Riley gets sweaty, and Giles helps him take a shower.
The heat does weird things to Giles.
You will be admired by your pears
Xander's already dealt with Angel and Oz. What other man can he turn to now?
A game is played called "Loading The Donkey".
Buffy and Angelus meet under different circumstances, which are oddly the same.
Some things happen in life when you least expect them and they aren't always good.
How the Buffy & Spike relationship is
Willow turns bad
An original character does things with some song in the background
What's better? Sex with Cordelia or chicken burritos?
Xander has to do something. Terribly terribly bleak
Xander drinks.
Xander needs to make some money, any way he can
Xander wakes up somewhere that's not his own bed
Free pay-per-view for Xander is a bad thing
Two members of the gang are having secret liasons. It's up to you to figure out who.
Willow and Angel have been voted fandom's favorite unconventional couple
Put Devon and Xander in a confined space and see what happens.
Buffy has nightmares from too much junk food
Oz ponders his fate in the shower
Giles and Snyder have sex.
Spike has trouble with Sarah McLachlan playing
Some things are obvious and some people are oblivious
Angel dies...because of blue balls.
Spike is a bit angry with himself for being so human, and decides he needs a night of pure primal fucking
Wesley really ought to know better by now.
Gayness is decided.
After Darla's rejection and Angel's beating, Lindsey turns to his favorite pair of shoes for comfort.
CaveSlayer gets with Giles.
Buffy teaches Giles to skate...and love.
Angel's singing career alters his life more than he expected
Buffy mourns the loss of her dog
Angel's in a trunk, these are his thoughts
Xander's hot.
Spike's bitter.
Giles and Xander frequent the same hooker
Giles gets licked to death by Spike
Faith kidnaps a pop star for Wolfram & Hart. Emotional manipulation ensues.
Willow and Cordelia hide in the closet.
Xander, Oz, and Giles plan to have sex, but things get complicated
A country song about Xander's pain
Xander showers while Angel reads the Bible
Wesley reads a romance novel
Someone must fuck a sheep to stop the end of the world
Xander wonders about his choices in relationships
Spike railroads Cordelia...in a way.
Someone's thoughts on someone else. Poetry.
Angel reviews his life in hell...and why it was better than having sex with Buffy.
Evil Vamp Willow spays Puppy.
Buffy and Spike roleplay as the Easter Bunny and a very well-endowed egg.
Spike kidnaps Willow to bring the devil's child into the world.
Buffy walks in on something quite weird
Buffy is very pregnant. And such.
Xander introduces Graham to his love of...snacks
Xander and Cordelia are happily married, and they keep a fishbowl with fantasy scenarios by the bed, and they take turns picking one out.
Xander thinks about his insanity.
Everything changes, but the pain remains. It always remains.

all summaries come from the UCSL archive