"Hey, we're the Big Midgets...in case you were wondering." From our demo tape

"We're never coming back here again!" At our gig in Pulaski

"Now all you guys grab a girl, and all you girls grab a girl." Introducing "Dream" at the Battle

"AAHH! I hate your FACE! It makes me so SICK! I want to throw up when I SEE your FACE!" Lyrics to "Metal Polka"

"...please hold your applause." From Jessy's party

"But seriously forks..."