Ah, September. A time when school starts, leaves fall, and, most importantly, hot men run around in loose shorts. That's right, I'm talking about soccer season. Now, if you know The Nerd Master, you know she's got a special place in her heart for soccer boys. And, this month, we happen to be honoring a shin guard wearing ball kicker extraordinaire...
Alright, we'll just forget about the soccer thing for now. Believe me, this guy has qualifications that will astound even the thickest lens wearing nerds. Let us begin with a little show I like to call “American Gladiators”. Now, while you were all outside this summer, working on your tans and whatnot, this nerd was watchin’ him some spandex donning he-men and women. He was actually in love with one such he-woman, who goes by the name of Zap… or, at least she did in 1991. She could totally kill him, but hey, whatever floats thy boat, right?
Next, we move on to the wonderful era known as the 80’s. Now, I know we all get a little nostalgic for our birth decade every now and then, but to this guy, Day Glow is still a killer fashion statement. Yeppers, you’d better wake him up before you go - go to the movie store because I’m sure he’ll want to rent “Real Genius”, or something of the like. And, by golly, his role model is none other than Mr. Ferris Bueller. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”…
Finally, guys and dolls, let me take you back to the last day of Junior year. Ever think it would be really funny to pay somebody to stand on a table and pee his pants? Me too, which is why I put money in the pot. Well, the administration caught onto the little operation before it could go down, but anyone willing to suffer soggy britches for the amusement of others is, well, a big old nerd.
And now, I present to you, September’s Nerd of the Month, Tim.
