They say that there are three things in life that one cannot possess simultaneously-brains, beauty, and brawn - but this month's Nerd proves that it is indeed possible.
At least, that's what we tell her so she doesn't hurt us.
Seriously though, this Nerdette has a lot of stuff on her plate. When she's not playing volleyball, doing homework, or beating the ba-jesus out of me during a class officer meeting, she can usually be found at wrestling practice, beating the ba-jesus out of someone else. Yep, she's a mat monkey with a heart of gold.
God, I'm funny.
Anyway, our October Nerd has been an American representative in Poland and China for women's wrestling. As all my homies in Compton would say, she's got mad skills, yo.
My favorite part about this nerd (aside from the fact that she doesn't take my lunch money anymore) is her ability to make me laugh - which usually lies within her inadvertent slapstick routines. Bowling shoes - $2. Nachos and cheese - $.4.75. Girl splitting her pants in front of everyone in the bowling alley: priceless. Please give a warm welcome to October's Nerd of the Month - Heather.
