Yep, we bite. That's okay, though, because we're not really there to win anyway... or at least that's what we tell everyone.
Sure, this month's Nerdette is a fellow shot thrower, but this in no way biased my choosing of her. Believe me, it's a mere speck in her nerdly repituare.
Let's start with the basics, shall we? Our gal likes SpongeBob Squarepants. For this, she shall burn one day. She doesn't seem to care though, and she proudly displays him in every form possible. That's right, her car, her clothes, even her school picture shows that stupid, stupid thing. Personally, I think the show is a waste of 30 minutes, but whatever floats her boat...
The next item, you ask? Two words: World History. Yeppers, this Nerd Factory representative and I share a room with the single biggest group of idiot Freshmen I've ever encountered for 40 minutes a day. That in itself deserves some sort of honor. Seriously, it's like someone removed their brains and filled their heads back up with pumpkin guts. And some of them weren't even that fortunate.
Finally, this Nerd has a love of food that is beyond words... Just imagine a medium pizza, 2 bags of popcorn, some cheese doodles, and approximately 5 cans of Pepsi. Sounds like the amount of food you'd eat in a weekend, right? "Nonsense," she says. "That's lunch!" Seriously, though, she can put it away. And with all this, she's got to be a cow, right? Wrong. She's a lean, mean, eating machine. We're thinking of making some money off her in that Glutton Bowl thing.
I know you're all very impatient little nerds, so I shall waste no more of your time. I didn't have anything left to say anyway. My lovely nerdlings, please welcome November's Nerd of the Month - Jessica.
