Nerd of the Month - November

Blah, blah, blah... This month's nerd is so NOT gonna be fun to write about seeing as SOMEONE (who's name may or may not rhyme with Boren) thought it'd be fun to TELL her little boyfriend that Kimmy was gonna make him Nerd Supreme. I tried to do someone else so that the SURPRISE would still be fun, but noooo...

"Kimmy you HAVE to do him cause his birthday AND our 4 month anniversary is in November! WAH WAH WAH!"

After putting up with that for a few weeks and not having come up with anyone else, I figured I may as well just go for it. So anyway, this nerd is a BIG nerd. He was alright back in 7th grade until he decided that he was TOO COOL for wrestling. (Hey, pal, NO ONE is too cool for wrestling.) He's also a complete SEXIST when it comes to sports. ("What does Kim know about baseball? She's a GIRL!") How about I beat ya in the head with a BAT for a little while and then you tell me what I don't know about, huh? GRRRRRR! I'm telling you, I'm gonna need a good shrink if I have to put up with him much longer. Seriously though, he's not all that bad. He's Lauren's first boyfriend, and he makes her happy, so I suppose that's all that matters. He's a large fan of football, (another sport that I do indeed KNOW ABOUT) and he's into some player with a really weird name. And, just for the record, he looks absolutely NOTHING like a barnyard animal of any kind. (There, are you happy now?) So, if there is anyone out there who DOESN'T know who the Nerd of the Month for November is yet, (Lauren, I shall beat you for this one day) it's Ryan.

Hey Ryan... *AHEM*! Hehehe...

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