The 2001 representative of the Nerd Factory won his position by a landslide. I told him he was tied with someone else just to make him a little uneasy - It was fun. Anyway, since being named Nerd of the Month back in August, he’s tried his hardest to maintain his nerd credentials. Let’s just say that he succeeded big time. I have Biology, Algebra II, and English with this guy, and I swear, he gets more nerdy every time I see him. I’m so proud. How can one be so full of nerdliness, you ask? Well, upon minutes and minutes of research, I came to a conclusion…
HE DOESN’T HAVE CABLE.
That’s right, years of the "Nightly World News" combined with "Politically Incorrect" have made him not only freakishly smart, but stocked with sarcastic wit as well. Ladies and gentlemen, guys and dolls, I now give to you the 2001 Nerd Factory Nerd of the Year… Brad. Congratulations - I think we all know how deserving you are.
"It’s just wet grass. I’d go and roll around in it if I could only get out of here."
Don’t ask, it’s a long story.
