May is - unfortunately - the time of the year when young guys and gals bid farewell to life as they have known it for thirteen years. It’s graduation time. And, as 90’s pop icons Boyz II Men once said, it’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday… especially for me.
Yes, I’ve had a tremendous amount of difficulty dealing with the prospect of the class of 2003 going on to bigger, and hopefully better, things. Partially because it makes the class of 2004 next in line, but mostly because I’m losing the chance to see some really awesome people on a daily basis. Included are December’s Nerd of the Month, Kristen, and our representative for April, Amy Groove.
May’s Nerd is another of these people.
I will not cry.
Ok, on to the statistics:
May’s Nerd of the Month is truly one of a kind - there’s no way two people have legs that small. Seriously, his ankles are about as big around as a normal person’s wrists. It’s quite sickening, which is probably why he thinks it’s hilarious to flash us with them. I’ve seen raw turkeys with a better tan. Nauseating as the sight may be, he somehow pulls the look off. He’s got an uncanny way of making chicken legs very GQ.
What else? Ah yes: Jimmy Buffet. Yep. This guy has a very odd fascination with the pirate looking at - well - a really old age by now. Mr. Buffet has made an appearance at every Symphonic Choir concert, by way of this Nerd’s “lucky” T-shirt. If that’s not Nerd, I don’t know what is.
Ladies, gentlemen, inanimate objects everywhere, I give you May’s Nerd of the Month, Joe.
