"I hate children."
Ladies and gentlemen, I've finally found my soulmate...
Darn my heterosexual tendancies.
Yeah, she's a she. Isn't life a bummer?
March's Nerd of the Month is very much like me, which might be why we get along so well. Maybe it's an Aquarius thing. Aside from our dislike of kids and common Sun sign, this Nerd is definitely deserving of this honor.
For example, this lady is a procrastinating extraordinare. Seriously, I've watched her do an entire Spanish project during the first 20 minutes of class - our "finishing touches" time. And consider it a miracle if she's done her Chem homework before Thursday night. The amazing thing is, she somehow makes it work. Her G.P.A. is about as good as they get, which either says wonders for her intelligence or is a shining example of the splendor of an Ohio education. Whatever the case, it's quite inspiring.
This Nerd is also yet another carrier of the dreaded Only Child Syndrome. Sure, she's got siblings, but she's the only one who lives at home. And it's quite apparent that she rules the roost. You don't believe me? Go ahead, pick a fight with her. You won't come out with much self-confidence... if you come out at all. And the best part? She weighs like 27 pounds. Oh yeah, she's tiny, but she'll take you down. Watching her in a duel is like witnessing a cock fight in Tiajuana. It's not pretty.
Nerds, please assist me in welcoming to The Nerd Factory, the March Nerd of the Month, Amanda.
