
Seeing as March is such a bright, chipper month, I chose the most bright and chipper person I know to be Nerd of the Month... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just kidding.
No, I'm pretty sure she won't be winning any Miss Congeniality awards any time soon, and I'm also pretty sure she's just fine with that. She's got a ton of opinions and she'll share them all with you. Her sarcasm spreads for miles and miles, and I happen to find it pretty amusing. Yes, I find that her cynical wit brings comfort and a general warm, fuzzy feeling to my daily life.
Not that she's all gloomy and deep or anything. She actually plays softball for the high school, or at least she did. She's pretty good too... I think. I mean, I've never actually SEEN her play, but she can't be that bad, right?
In some ways, this Nerd is a carbon copy of myself, seeing as I was born first. She also enjoys quoting "The Breakfast Club", is in Symphonic Choir, and has genital herpes... WHICH TOTALLY ROCK!
Ladies, gentlemen, Fruit Rollup lovers everywhere, I present to you the March Nerd of the Month, Carly.
Let it be known that the pig is not representative of anything cruel, but is a tribute to the rad pinata she made in Spanish. Not that I would ever do anything cruel... Hehehe.