The time: May, 2000... The place: Cleveland, Ohio... The scene: A girl in high heeled shoes falling on her butt in the street, honking horns from angry drivers, and about 10 kids laughing harder than they've ever laughed before. I don't know of too many people who can be so accident prone and yet so amusing at the same time... AND SHE'S NOT EVEN BLONDE! This gal's got worse coordination than a fat girl trying to sqeeze into a size 2 prom dress (seen any of those around the mall lately?)Anyway, maybe it's just genetic and she can't help it. Who knows? All we care is that she gives the rest of us nerds some quality entertainment. Oh, and the politics. She knows more about CNN and MSNBC than any normal teenager should (Notice good 'ol Uncle Sam up top). Politics are definitely NERDY. So, If Band - Aid ever needs a spokeswoman, be sure to give 'em a call and nominate our good friend LINDSEY, March's Nerd of the Month, for the position. You can send her your congratulations at sassy_y3k@yahoo.com. Good job, Lindz! Keep up the good, er, maybe strange is a better word... Just keep up the work, k?
