"I want to be Nerd of the Month!" "When am I gonna be Nerd of the Month?" "Kiiiiiiiim... AM I NERD OF THE MONTH YET?!?"
Do you have any idea how ANNOYING that is to hear every month? Well, I decided that I'd make him Nerd, to shut him up more than anything else. Hehehe. Actually, he is very deserving of this position...
Exhibit A: The Swimming. This nerd is a very aquatic being. I've never heard of anyone willing to get up at 4 in the morning to swim for like 2 hours before school. Ever wonder why certain parts of the pool are warmer than others? I think I've figured it out. According to our nerdy representative "You have to pee, PEE IN THE POOL!" Eww.
Exhibit B: The Sopranos. Have you ever missed an episode? Don't worry, he's got the first 2 seasons on DVD. Don't get me wrong, I love Tony and the gang just as much as the next guy, but I think his love of the New Jersey dwelling "sanitation manager" and his pals is borderline creepy. And having Paulie Walnuts as a role model? Well, that's just kinda disturbing.
Let's see, what else is there... Ohhhh yes. Exhibit C: The Barenaked Ladies. To him, BNL is the best band in the world... Actually, I think he believes they're the best anything in the world. I'll give them credit - They turned out well, despite being raised in Canada. And anyone who can write a song about Yoko Ono can't be so bad, I suppose. (The Bosstones are still the best band ever though.)
Alright, I've rambled on about him long enough. February's Nerd of the Month: Jared. You wanna know anything else? Ask him. I'm pretty sure he'd love nothing more than an opportunity to speak about himself.
