Break out your menorahs, kiddies, cause this month's Nerd would be more than happy to light it with you. Well, actually, she'll probably just take your menorah and run...
Our Nerd isn't exactly a "people person"... to put it mildly. I happen to have years of experience on the matter. That's right, this gal and I were folder partners in the good old Symphonic Choir. It was during this time that I got to know the joys of being punched repeatedly in the arm. It's actually not too bad after the arm becomes numb. During the course of the year, I got to know her better and better. Turns out, she's just a big teddy bear on the inside. Ok, maybe not, but she's not so bad.
Anyhoo, just when we were getting adjusted to a new year of school and the joy of again being folder partners, the unthinkable happened...
"We're gonna switch things a little. Kim, you're now folder partners with JESSICA FRALEY."
The phrase just kept reverberating. How could it be? How could the magic possibly be over? And for God's sake, Fraley? Luckily, there is a happy ending to this story. This Nerd and I still managed to sit by each other, even if we no longer share that darling folder #12. And Fraley, well, we keep her in line.
So, it all worked out. Yay! Alrighty then, let's get on with it. My little potato pancakes of Nerd, please welcome December's Nerd of the Month, your favorite dreidel spinner and mine, Kristen.