This month, we're gonna do something a little different. Something genius, something diabolical, something unprecedented... That's right, 2 nerds of the month! Why 2, you say? Well, I've decided that with the Christmas season in full bloom, I'd give a little something extra to all my adoring nerds. Besides, I run this joint and I can do whatever the ba-jesus I want! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, let's talk nerd, shall we? Now, this pair was destined to be together since they were little nerdlings. Back when they were in the 6th grade, he called her a name, she punched him, and love blossomed. Actually, they didn't start their courtship until about 5 years later, when they fell in love. Aww. In November, they celebrated their 3rd anniversary. The nerdiness of these 2 can be quite humorous, when it's not just plain creepy. Take him for example: He wakes up bright and early at 11 every morning to go to his place of employment, where he pokes people with a big needle for 10 hours. Big brothers are such great role models. And her: She enjoys dragging me to Super K at midnight to buy hair dye and get hit on by very scary bling blingin' gansta men. (It's a long story)
You see what I'm saying? They're hardcore nerds, both of them. I'm pretty sure the only reason the nerd police haven't carted them off is because of their "puppy", Kitty, who you can take a gander at on this very site. Anyhoo, it is without further hesitation that I present to you the December Nerds of the Month, Jason and Shawna... Hey, someone separate them before she gets to his jugular vain! Ahh, love is such a grand thing.
