You might notice that the colors of this page, much like a chili pepper, are hot, or picante, as this Nerd might say. Actually, he probably wouldn't say that because he doesn't know a word of Spanish.
Oh wait, he knows burrito.
That's not important, really. I mean sure, he's the only honorary member of Spanish Club. That's pretty nerdy. But, this hombre's got much more than that under his belt... like his underwear, which I'm pretty sure we've all involuntarily seen by now.
Yeppers, this Nerd is no modest Marvin. He's a regular Don Juan - just ask him. He's had more girlfriends than Janeane Garofalo (don't pretend it's not obvious). The odd thing is, we rarely get a chance to meet these marvelous mamacitas. Maybe they're just busy...
This Nerd is also just a tinge accident prone. For example, just the other day, he managed to give himself a fat lip while trying to scare me by hiding in the back of my car. Anyone who can somehow not have enough room to remain unharmed in the back seat of an Olds Eighty Eight needs some sort of medication. Seriously, I had a Japanese family living back there for a month until they could find permanent housing.
All that aside, this guy is always good for a chuckle, i.e. chasing down a laser pointer toting nine year old. Hey, that little brat deserved a good beating. Unfortunately, his mother didn’t think so. Parents these days…
Señoritas y señors, es mi honor presentar el Nerd del Mes, Miguel.
And since he has no idea what that says…
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present the Nerd of the Month, Mike.
