I warned him...
"Ask me who the August Nerd of the Month is one more time, I dare you"...
He asked.
Sorry if the colors of the page make you a little queezy, but his personality tends to have the same effect. He seems to think he'll rule the world one day, which is probably the most scary thought one can have. I can just see it now...
(Picture the balcony scene from 'Evita'...)
"My fellow humans, I own you. You will do what I say, when I say it. You will read every 3,000 page long book known to man and stay home on Saturday nights, so that your life may be as boring as mine. You will get straight A's by sucking up to your teachers, doing every extra credit assignment you can find, and well, just knowing WAY more than any 15 year old should. If you disobey me in any way, I will kill you. Why? Because I am a spoiled only child, THAT'S WHY!..."
Aside from his dreams of world domination, he's got a whole lot of nerdly experience. Ever watch 'Jeopardy' and think "Where do they find these people?" Well, I'm pretty sure I know. He's like one of those freakishly smart kids. Not nearly as brilliant as ME, but smart enough. He's also in my presidential cabinet this year, working as sophomore treasurer. Yes, he probably wanted to be president, but knew that he wouldn't stand a chance against The Nerd Master. Either that, or he's just lazy, seeing as Keystone has no money to be kept... Anyhoo, give a nice round of applause to August's VERY deserving Nerd of the Month, Brad.
I told him not to mess with me. Hehehe...
