Nerd of the Month: April (note the peppy spring colors)
You know that old expression "April showers bring May flowers"? Well, with April's Nerd of the Month, it's more like "The potholes you walk past can put your foot in a cast." Yep, the parking lot of Chi Chi's can put a little dent in your fun meter for a few months. I told her those Spice Girl shoes would kill her one day. Anyway, a few months removed from her little accident, she's still a big ol' nerd. She wears white eyeliner, about 37.4 coats of lip gloss, and nylons with jeans. Look out Britney and Christina, cause this girl can squeak out a few of those high-pitched "Oh baby, baby" "I love you more than my plastic surgeon" piece of crap songs herself (I don't know what's any nerdier than that) Ladies, gentlemen, and all you freaky people that somehow got my URL, I give you Brittany, April's Nerd of the Month.
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