Cool Quotes and Sayings

"Excitement...Adventure...A jedi craves not these things" - Silent Bob, Mallrats

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

"Look man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schultz." - Holden, Chasing Amy

"Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by our night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, dipped in a vat of hot oil and served to our first one hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang here at Empire Records." - Gina, Empire Records

"Ya, she's stealing my dreams now! She is the most-ever mooch!" - Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you

"It's times like this I miss dating a lesbian" - Holden, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

I'm not completely insane, there are some parts missing

"You callin me a liar?" - Pacey, Dawson's Creek


"Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in Deadonia!" - Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator! " - Brodie, Mallrats

I'm a freak...touch me

"Now that's what I call a 'shared moment'" - Banky, Chasing Amy

Try me...I'm yummy

"Consequences, you'll see, can be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes" - Incubus

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

"Do you know where Harvard is? It's an alternate universe man, completely unlike the one we know, filled with big blonde guys who eat ivy and row boats. " - Eddie, Empire Records

"Oh no! A storm's coming! You get the animals, I'll get the ark" - Lorelei, The Gilmore Girls

"Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screw-up. And we're all losers. Welcome to music town." - Joe, Empire Records

"I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap." - Victor Melling, Miss Congeniality

"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story." - Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4

"It wasn't even the 80's??" - Me, to Lisa

"I pierced the navel of dawn" - Some song...Alex's Favorite