The evening began on the MV Tattershall Castle...

...where Wasta was still feeling queasy after the Gran Canaria trip...

...and the sight of Woose's face.

Shock on Waster's face as Woose goes to the cashpoint.

But he used the cash to look urbane and cool (to the bird behind him).

The waiters were shit in this place.

The bird behind him quickly discovered Woose is neither cool nor urbane.

Fuck me! Some Bulgarians...

..and a load of fit models.

A very attractive, highly drunk Woose took to 80s night at the Astoria...

...with the equally drunk and attractive Waste in tow.

They quickly took the stage...

...and put on a wonderful display of Silly Dancing.

And a bit of campness.

If you think this is bad, you should have been on the night bus home...