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how to be a fat slob pretest: pretend you already are a fat slob, what do you think when you look at this? (hint: you are a fat slob)(double hint: you are hungry)
how to be a fat slob rule #1: get fat, wearing small clothes is still kool, but get fat
how to be a fat slob rule #2: woodchuck haircut, man boob, smelly armpit and a cockroach disposition...u got the styles
how to be a fat slob rule #3: start young
how to be a fat slob rule #4: go out with style
how to be a fat slob rule #5: realize that you can still arouse yourself
how to be a fat slob rule #6: this is and always will be your idol
how to be a fat slob rule #7: publicize the fuck outta yourself
how to be a fat slob rule #8: always maintain a positive attitude because...u r the best, no one is gonna make u buy 2 or 3 plane seats!
how to be a fat slob rule #9: learn how to play the game...remote for your remote and oral fixations
how to be a fat slob test #1: does the movie seven ring a bell? (hint: you should try and get there!)
how to be a fat slob rule #10: know what women want...then work it
how to be a fat slob rule #11: eat anything
how to be a fat slob rule #12: seriously eat anything (hint: seriously u bastard)
how to be a fat slob rule #13: wear big sizes, and continue normal activity, including stripping...
how to be a fat slob rule #14: and pooping
how to be a fat slob test #2: r u hungry yet? ok please say u atleast laughed and snorted(hint:always take hints)(double hint: you are always hungry)
how to be a fat slob rule #15: it is a must to not be able to walk into your room/house/mobil home/etc
how to be a fat slob rule #16: flaunt whatever you have...you will get a date (hint: gain weight when in doubt)
how to be a fat slob rule #17: ok seriously u totally need to shove this in your mouth
how to be a fat slob rule #18: it is ok if everyone hates you...so go ahead act like a cunt
how to be a fat slob rule #19: slobs love racist things...why? cause it gives them someone to make fun of...finally
how to be a fat slob rule #20: wear anything to get attention, you have to distract people from your rolls somehow!
how to be a fat slob rule #21: realize that looking kool means getting all the girls..seriously you are a superman
how to be a fat slob rule #22: try to find your niche, or just fit in somewhere...anywhere
how to be a fat slob rule #23: eat places that you might get pounded to death...hey you gotta eat!
how to be a fat slob rule #24: improvise...people making fun of u for being fat...splash some milk on your boob and say u just popped out a babe
how to be a fat slob test #3: sitting, eating chips, drinking beer, smelling...ok is this kool? (hint: yes)
how to be a fat slob rule #25: your excuse for being a fat slob...or how u gloat. u got the genes asshole
how to be a fat slob rule #26: learn to find food in obscure places
how to be a fat slob rule #27: rock it you sexy whore!
how to be a fat slob rule #28: many possible date (like yourself) can be found in the super market
how to be a fat slob rule #29: go to all lengths to be a slob
how to be a fat slob rule #30: age appropriate no longer applies to you, you lucky bastard!
how to be a fat slob rule #31: make money so you can buy food...then eat it
how to be a fat slob test #4: would a fat slob need to do this? (hint: dont focus on the tushy)
how to be a fat slob rule #32: learn to ignore annoyances of life, and just live for the big
how to be a fat slob rule #33: act like you don't know about sports, even if you do...hey it worked for Oprah
how to be a fat slob rule #34: old country buffet all the way chickpea
how to be a fat slob rule #35: you are fat and you wouldn't change it for a thing (hint: increasing is great)
how to be a fat slob rule #36: make friends with others of your status, then race them for a ham sandwich but hit them on the way (hintof the year: fatties are fast when it comes to ham)
how to be a fat slob rule #37: rearrange your attitude! make overs
how to be a fat slob final test: go out with a what? (hint: bang, bomb, or any other answer actually)
how to be a fat slob rule #38: eat shit and die...but not without messing up your body as much as possible
how to be a fat slob rule #ultimate: always be sexy (Hint: learn it, live it, love it)(double hint: click and learn)
