RaNdOm StUPiDity

It amazes me how people can say the most funniest (or stupidest)things. the best ones are from the ones who arent even aware of it. so i like to write them down as i hear them. this was the result:

• There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo
• "when a cat is dropped, it always lands on it's feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter side down.i propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up.The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered toast/cat array, a high speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago" -Omni
• "yea, so then everyone could kiss your minority ass" - kristen to leslie
• "i bet Lyman's picking out his next girlfriend as we speak....in the fruit section of Safeway" -Kris
• "If it's not blue, then it's not blue" -me to Daniel
• "It's a whole farm on a bun" -Jack (in the box)
• "I'm half bulimic. i scarf, but i dont barf" - Jacko
• "Bingo that what happen" -Matt's severe typing retardation
• "if i was on survivor, i'd be outback jack" -Jacko
• "it's a testicle festival!!" -Jacko
• "hey Shannan & Misty, i found you guys some more homo stuff" -Jacko
• "Cool is one step away from not so hot" -Jacko
• "did you know that after a bee stings you, it dies??" -Krust
• "get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap" -Phoboe
• "It's called catch and release, not catch and molest" -Mr.McMinds to me & Kris
• "Clowns are homosexuals with AIDS" -Jacko
• "Your socks are untied' -Jacko
• "I enjoy long walks in cemetaries, sticking large metal objects into my skin, ritual cutting, systematic murder and hanging from the ceiling from my scrotum."-personal ad in bmezine
• "If you dont shut up..i'm going to shove these khaki's up your ass!!" -my mom
• "maybe they are going somewhere to make out" -my mom
• "Mrs. Laughlin was cheifin' it up in her burgundy taco" -Becky
• "my g-pa says candy makes his teeth itch" -Twilia
• "did you know that the king of hearts is the only king without a mustache?" -Misty

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