Yhe SYage

 

 

This is where you can find details on quirks, jokes, lines and bad food

 

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Food of the week:

-          2 For 1 Barforama: as usual ,the treat of the week,  a cardboard pizza that made me runny for the next day. Why do we eat it? Next time – I bring dinner.  With this I swear!

-          Yeast Cake: It’s like, let’s take 6 postulant morsels of coco and puss, and bind them together. Gosh, this one sure raised some hell in my stomach.

-          Bananuz – banana and tapuz. You can lube loose hinges with that in your spare time.

-          Tunana- the good old tunana, truly, blood of a PMS

-          Pink grapefruit – yay! Gay!

 

  

 

“A blue Clit!” –poor smurfette !

 

“Shut Up or I’ll go Spartan on your ass!” Definitely one of Yoav’s Better ones

 

“A new form of Tonic!” –Stachius demonstrates oral professionalism

 

“Lissen Ya All, it’s a Stachius” – Heh. I can imagine Stachius with a fake Moustache and a Ray Ban on the hood of the car (I think he can play “bunny” in the B.boys Video)

 

“I Smell like a woman! “ – Stachius after taking a shower (once in a lifetime…)

“You look like one!”

“And you’re hung like a child!”

(random responses)

 

“It should see other people” – The Modron, after a nice session in Bender’s toilet

 

“He went Spartan on his own ass last night” – Referring to the nice Stachhi

 

“Reminds me of the trees in Lesbos” – What, unshaved and bushy?

 

“My Mother’s WAS A SAINT!!!!” – well, not if she rolled with a human. And one of YOU will too. Isn’t that nice? (church lady voice)

 

“I’m Gonna go Bender on your ass” –ouch.

 

“It’s a fearie!”

“Faggy folk!”

(Stachius turns fearie)

 

“Oh Joy, we’re in Troy” –Bummer? Poor souls.

 

“BACH!!!!”

BAD STACHIUS!! BAD!!!!

 

“It’s a good thing your genes didn’t survive” –Andrea 2 Stachius. But her Genes did…..