Satirg.CFm

This is where I spill my own babblings and my DM perspective on the last meeting

J

Benders ass. Bender’s toilet. Bendish’s apartment.

there are places in the time\space continoum that I cannot explain. One of these is Bendish’s place. I WANT MY SHELTER WAHHHHHH

J

A nymph that looks like Stachius? How about a gay Stachhi? I can imagine stachius in a field of daisies, hopping like a mad dog. Just imagine the old lady in The Nutty prof. 2 but instead of the boobs – SCROTUMS!

J

I have to face the Cryohydra this week in order to get the bloody keys to the shelter. Damn it. If you saw her, you’d think Shrek is a little poodle. But enuff crying.

J

well, it WAS fun. And I have loads more next week muhahaha