The ChLrLcters
The party
is composed from characters, not always sane, not always good, but ours.
This is
the Steelrose.
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Stacchius
Who Is He? All
hail to the lofty priest, he who cures the ill, he who travels the waters! He
who has no stop for his tongue! In glory and in valor we shall step with our
pink tootoo and the non existing trident towards tomorrow! …Gay west…emm..GO
west!
What does He do? Stacchius is the unofficial spokesman of
the party, a healer, a swimmer, a talker to the fish, and a devote priest of
Poseidon. A living propaganda and a true believer.
Hobbies
Collecting the sweat of Poseidon, being a drama queen, over acting,
chauvinism.
Comments as usual, Yoav picks a sychotic PC. You
think that he plays it straight this time (hehe little joke there), but there
he goes, just around the bend(er), he proves his sociopathic abilities
everywhere !!
Proverb
“IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII STACCHIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Solymar
Who Is He? Solymar is the pansy bladesinger. So
pity he usually can’t even kill a fly !
What does he do? Well, besides coming to aid to the miserable
group, Solymar is one of the fighters of this lot, trying to swing his blades
where his mouth is not ( the mute type, you know). How unfortunately he fumbles
his way to the next level. And what about the Legolas look?
Hobbies Peace making, fumbles,
being silent
Comments Well, as usual,
Hadish plays his character quite…hadishlike. Maybe it’ll take him some time to
get into the PC, or maybe he will change character (in that case, I shall
castrate you, dear Hadish)
Proverb
“Vshhhh vshhhhh go my blades!!!”
Danae
Who Is She?
Danae the brave, an archer, an Amazon and a half sister to Andrea. What
a marvelous creature ! I say !
What does she do? Besides shooting blindly into all kinds of
melee, breaking her bows and fight with her toothpicks…ehm…daggers, Danae uses
her uncanny wisdom to trash everything that is not modronic enough !
Hobbies Massive calculations, making fancy
maneuvers with the bow (what is she, Jackie Chan?), breaking bows.
Comments Modron, dear Modron. I must say that
Archer is a refreshing fighter character. Played to the best tradition of the
house O Automata.
Proverb “I have this new maneuver…”
Andrea
Who is she? Raise your hands! Amputate your boobs!
Here comes the Amazon with the mostess! Most what? Spells? Dogs? Wrath? Nope.
What does she do?
Andrea is supposed to be the magician, the image maker, the summoner of
the group ! with a strange affection for Bullywugs, Andrea manages also to be
the bugle of the Steelrose Company.
Hobbies
killing Spartans, yelling, using weapons I had no idea allowed for
magicians.
Comments
Andrea is going head to head with a lot of the Steelrose Company, but
what can I do, an Amazon and a Conjurer. Sigh.
Proverb
“you come from WHERE????”
Lofty DM
Who Is He?
Faggy is the DM. It does not add him any mental health when he has to
sit and write endless stats of monsters. Guaranteed.
What does he do? I
am the DM. Nice to meet you all. I am the world. I have dreams of grandeur. And
yes, I keep this loose band. Do I have a choice, dammit?
Hobbies
nail polish, grump, sprain limbs, binge, whine, trickle in the sink,
being a good Gaygoth
Comments I
have no life. I’m a nerd. I know all that. Do you have to rub it in also?
Proverb
“I wanna die”
