ThX GravXyard
and here we
bury out our dead.
Pay respects,
and stand up, fool.
Or else, you
will be picked by the
Furies at
night!
Tammlyn The Scrawny -- Ah, the poor scrawny Bi-Polar
sorceress. Killed viciously by Marigorn. Shagged by Brun.
Esteban The pansy elf --
A short lived elf from Bender’s mind
Brun Warhelm The Vth -- the grumpy shortly who died by a vicious
critical to the spine by Bones
Marigorn the stealthy thief -- the legendary Kritz took it to new
horizons. So WE DIDN’T LOOK DOWN!
Bones the dwarf killer -- nice ass-tattooed adventurer, and the
killer of Brun.
Zidan the blue lipped -- the famous blue balled barbarian.
What a mate he was!
Jackal the cannibal -- yet another Cypress Hill voodoo
mutation from Bender’s stove
Nightingale the bitchWitch
-- a whore, a fey and a coke infested PC.
Sue the wild -- a noble crazed mutated ranger. What a
loss! And she DID get lucky with Brun!
Ottly the retard -- a short and stumpy gnome from Modron’s head.
Andrew of Greenpeace
-- the bender of worlds, and a walking freak by nature.
Draimus the future machine -- what the hell was he , if not a one
shot PC who will turn in the future as a machine?
Mask the Jedi -- the human piñata, this lofty
non-evil, Yoda tutored man was played by Bender, died of old age (in a
heartbeat)
Nibenay the phlegm thrower -- you saved her! A walking spitting
Rudy Huxtable, who fell down a lava pit. Shame…
Katarina Commando -- another short one from Modron. Infamous for her multi-colored
panties and her vile uses of it.
Eve the she devil -- Bender. Evil. Whip and sword. Not
together? Why???
Durtiz the luter -- a famous moper.
Founder of the Goth Society in Sigil. Being beaten by his own
Lute for several occasions. Died as a vampire for good.
Li-Hong the monk(ey) ---
a kind and generous PC from Bender’s House O PCs. No wonder he survived 3
meetings or so.
Alister the Romanian -- a Romanian Sergio Constantza. Likes pastrami, has a tendency to follow PCs
around invisible over lands, and let us not forget Yasser
the Smoke Mephit.
Galdriel the stern -- a famous Harmonium \ plane militant
and a fighter. A beloved (?) friend who perished by splitting to human and Rilmani.
Lobos the old -- we will all remember him as Lyren’s active bed mate. A true old bender.
Morpheus the angel -- an angel of Mystra?
Bender gone awry again…
Madmartigen the racist -- the famous dwarf hater. Died in a
steaming lava pit. Do we trace a pattern, Bender?
Officer Sebastian Shdatdt--
the famous saurkraut eater. He was a role model for
all Mercykillers wherever they are! (and an true
A.S.S kisser). He is now the gay lover of A.S.S, and they live together in a
nice villa near Ecstasy.
Tharsias Ironker!-- slipped right into the boots of Brun (RIP), this little fella
tried to convince us he is a scholar, in vain. He now works as a panhandler in
Acheron.
Chrsinia The Merkava
mark 4-- the only true
survivor from the Covenant, the luscious priestess now runs a Bordel in Arborea (where else?)
Lyren the Liar-- our highly appreciated merchant, now busy himself in the
Relic the SheepShagger-- the rolluing giant with the phallic
hammer and anus, this lofty giant now cooks in Alisha’s
pantry. His specialty – Haggis.
The
failed Steelrose Company
Eurydice the evil – what an evil teenager mystique! Hanging around with crawling
claws! The witch! Burn her!!. Retired to life of cabbage tending.
Sephrenious the wild carrot top— A former amazon
shagger, this little Oz like mage was a merchant and
a wild mage. Now, wobbling in the streets of
Arteous The
Portus the Putos – applause for the ranger whose enemy is…mystiques!
Yes! What a nice combo for the Steelrose RIP
Lucia The Large Assed—with a butt big enough for an American destroyer,
this J Low Thiefette enjoyed extremely short life cause of the
bender !
Tera Zera --- The RULA helga like masseuse fighter,
played by bender, and of course, managed to get dumped after 2 meetings. She is
still in
Mortus wormtongue -- Again, a Pc that held 3 meetings. A twisted
ear-chopped (like you do to a pitbull) half elf, who contributed absolutely nothing.
