World's "Best" Pickup Lines
1)Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
2)Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of The stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
3)Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
4)Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]
Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
5)Is it hot in here or is it just you?
6)Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
[Cheese alert!]
7)If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
8)So... How am I doin'?
9)I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
10)I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
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