48 fun things to do in an elevator
~1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
~2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to the other passengers.
~3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:"shut up,,all of you just shut UP!"
~4.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
~5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
~6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
~7.shave
~8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
~9.Offer tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
~10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
~11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
~12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
~13.Get everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral
~14.One word: Flatulence!
~15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
~16.Do Tai Chi exercies.
~17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
~18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:"Oh,not now, motion sickness!
~19.Meow occasionally.
~20.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
~21.Frown and mutter "gotta go,gotta go" then sigh and say oops!"
~22. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
~23.Sing"Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
~24.Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
~25.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
~26.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "you're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
~27.Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
~28.Leave a box between the doors.
~29.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them
~30.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers "through" it
~31.Start a sing-along.
~32.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
~33.Play the harmonica.
~34.Shadow box.
~35.Say"Ding!" at every floor.
~36.Lean against the button panel.
~37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
~38.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
~39.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
~40.Bring a chair along.
~41.Blow spit bubbles.
~42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
~43.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
~44.Annouce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
~45.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
~46.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
~47.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
~48.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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