Top 10 Christian Pickup Lines

(10.) "I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight." (9.) "Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical." (8.) "Do you believe in predestination?" (7.) "I'm pretty flexible. I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date." (6.) "I'm strongly into relationship evangelism." (5.) "You have the looks of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa." (4.) "I don't see it myself, but people tell me I resemble Michael W. Smith." (3.) "What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everybody with a holy kiss'?" (2.) "Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of C.S. Lewis?" (1.) "I just don't feel called to celibacy."

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